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DesideriScuri -> RE: The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop.... (1/11/2013 5:11:58 AM)
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A rope walks into a bar, sits and orders a drink. The bartender comes over and tells it, "We don't serve rope here. Please leave."
The rope leaves. It comes back a little later, sidles up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, in a more agitated state, says, "I told you before, we don't serve rope here!" The bouncers come over and throw the rope out of the bar.
The rope, undeterred, makes itself into a pretzel and tousles its "hair." It goes back in, sits at the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, ready to explode, screams at the rope, "I SAID, WE DON'T SERVE ROPE HERE AND YOU'RE A ROPE!!!"
The rope just sits there calmly and says, "Nope. Frayed knot."
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