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Jewelcrafter -> RE: Five reasons you dont want to __________ (1/20/2013 10:34:44 PM)
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
5 Reasons You Don't Really Want to Date a Cheerleader
They can scream loud enough to be heard over the din of a football game, and they can sustain that yelling for more than two hours. Great in a stadium; suckfest at home.
Solution: Ball gag.
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All that flexibility and stretching to seemingly-impossible extremes is sexy, right? When you blow up a balloon, will it ever go back to its original size, or does it remain a bit... stretched out? Think about it.
Oh but the positions you could tie her in. [sm=evil.gif]
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Cheerleaders are popular and the popular kids are usually the primary targets during shooting sprees. Hang with the AV Club and live to get laid past your teenage years.
Date a college cheerleader? Could probably avoid prison that way.
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Cheerleading is like gymnastics. It's a disciplined sport that requires hours of training every day, but it's not a sustainable sport you can do all your life. What happens when a serious athelete stops working out? All together now: They. Get. Fat. Just like all the rest of the population, cheerleaders get older and fatter with each passing year.
Don't give them a ring. Maybe they won't get lazy? Or have lots of money and keep a few around?
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Have you ever watched the cheer squad come running out, jumping and squealing and doing absolutely everything in a pack? Yeah. That doesn't translate to the bedroom. She doesn't bring all her friends, and they don't clap and cheer enthusiastically for your performance.
Oh, you're actually into the good girl. Then she's probably not all that popular because she's not a slut and therefore the above issues are moot.
[:D]
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