LaMalinche -> RE: The Dominant collector (6/28/2006 10:22:13 AM)
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Dear Surrendering2u, Yes, I probably spelled your name wrong, but I do not care enough to scroll up and check. Why are you even on here? To make snide comments? Well, worm, you are not wanted. I take it as every man's duty to restrain himself. You have not. You have shown yourself to be some petulant little boil on the ass side of collarme. Your name will live forever as the boneheaded so called internet hero who destroyed precious bandwidth at the first idiot post that a newbie makes site. So, come on, you ponderous exoskeleton... you cocoon-eating lobster-faced cave-dwelling arthropoidal alimentary sphincter muscle, why are you here? Really, I would love to know. Is your life so desolate? Is it as desolate as the midwest? Shall I send you some ruby slippers, worm? Stop it! Maybe you think that it is funny, but the last thing I need is some mischievous boy trying to give me the creeps. Especially when I do not find it creepy, I find it annoying. Look, I realize that you want to be the phlegm-carapaced slime-faced mucus-brained furry-legged abductor of luminously intelligent but pulchritudinous Earth women. But it just is not going to happen. So, really, worm, just go away, and let us get back to having our online fun. AND STOP ANNOYING ME OR I WILL GET MY BROTHER!!!! And really, trust me, you do not want that. He will be amused at my attempt to dissuade you. But really, he is much better at this. So, for the love of whatever gawd you have and for your own body . . . knock your shit off.
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