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something to eat? - 11/8/2004 8:49:17 AM

dixiedumpling

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A woman asks her husband if he'd like an omelet for breakfast. He says, "No. This Viagra takes the edge off my appetite." At noon she asks, "Would you like a sandwich or a nice bowl of soup?" He says, "No, still not hungry." Later, she asks him, "Would you like a nice juicy steak, baked potato and salad or a stirfry?" Again, he says, "No, this Viagra stunts my appetite." She replies, "Then would you mind letting me up? I'm starving to death!"

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RE: something to eat? - 11/21/2004 3:48:37 PM

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keep em coming...

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RE: something to eat? - 11/24/2004 3:25:26 PM

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Very funny!

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RE: something to eat? - 11/27/2004 2:41:01 PM

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that was great... I think I heard something similar before I'll have to check my email archive.

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