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Termyn8or -> RE: Funny stuff (6/25/2006 11:10:59 AM)
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I know a few people who worked for a steel mill here in the dirty city. Pilferage was at an all time high there, even though they paid really well, the employees did not have to bear the expense of buying light bulbs (lightbulbs).
The company responded by switching over to bulbs with a left handed thread.
The company also purchased a quantnty of high EER window unit air conditioners. The employees began stealing them, selling them to support their light bulb (lightbulb) addiction.
I think we need to look at the serious consequences of light bulb (lightbulb) addiction. It causes panic in a power outage, annoyance of neighbors and many other social ills can probably be attributed to this malady. The sad part is that this addiction is not recognized, as widespread as it is. There, sadly, is no research money available for study, to find a cure.
I believe there is a conspiracy here, the light bulb (lightbulb) manufacturers are probably lobbying to prevent any meaningful research from taking place. They are so deeply entrenched in government and society that even the research facilities and government offices are addicted to light bulbs (lighbulbs).
If people don't wake up and see the dark, we will forever be under the control of the light bulb (lightbulb) Masters. Thomas Edison was the unwitting tool of these greedy manufacturers, akin to Timothy Leary. Leary was trying to explore the human mind, Edison had his own goals for the good of mankind, but in each case large greedy corporations reap the profits while people suffer.
This is not the first time either, Ranson Eli Olds thought he did the world a favor by using that waste substance known as gasoline or benzine in cars. They were discarding it as it was too volatile for use in lamps, the predecessor of the light bulb (lightbulb).Was Olds an unwitting tool of the greedy corporations or a fellow conspirator ? It is hard to say.
We don't know if these inventors should be held culpable for this problem, but the greedy corporations need to burn in hell, whether it is exothermic, endothermic or adibiatic. (used that word twice today :-)).
If you think the Edison invention had a profoud effect on society, look at what Olds did. People now get loans to buy cars ! What's more these cars are laden with lightbulbs. If it wasn't a conspiracy then, it certainly is now !
Wake up and see the dark, before it is too late.
T
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