LadySonelle
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ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I am George Carlin's worst nightmare, a disabled woman. My disability makes Me evil, a leech and probably fit only for the camps or death. I'm not a bad American, I am an evil American.
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I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary, be it Democratic or Republican!
And nothing for welfare, disability, Social security or other programmes. If disabled persons want to live it is their own fault. According to Michael Savage, the reason this country is so screwed up is because circuses were forced to stop hiring dwarfs and other "freaks" (who made so much they rode around in limousines) and they are all now languishing on government handouts, which kill their spirits and souls. Everyone knows that a good day spent begging is tonic to the soul! As long as nobody gives them anything, which would only go for booze anyway.
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I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer; it makes you a smart American.
Here we agree. we need guns to defend us against the poor. Guns in the home also take care of what the foolish liberals think is a population problem. Having worked in an ER and watched mothers come in with children shot by playmates who found such guns, I say "Buck up! Stop sniveling and enjoy your freedoms!" Any way, I need My gun to defend myself and eventually, when I can no longer work, to kill myself rather than end up on the streets.... AGAIN.
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I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
If Indians had been better armed, they wouldn't be such losers today. Ditto those lazy shuffling blacks. Unemployment rate among blind Americans 87%? Who cares? Give the cripples guns (one bullet apiece) and let the problem solve itself. Better yet, let us have government run suicide centers so that those driven homeless can avoid cluttering the streets. Having worked in homeless shelters (CUAV in SF and Tenderloin Self Help Center) I can say that while most homeless are minority it's their own damned fault for looking so un-white and so un-hireable. Better off dead.
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I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
Nobody who speaks or writes less than Collegiate English should be allowed in. Period. Those who do not speak English... well, see my comments on guns.
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I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
Definitely! But only in poorer neighbourhoods where the resulting fires and destruction will clean them out once and for all. Close the ERs over the 4th also! If Little Sambo blows off a finger, let him meditate on his stupidity overnight. Minorities have fewer nerve endings than humans do, anyway and they won't miss a few digits.
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I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy self through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.
Yeah, pansy students need to be gelded and taught draftwork. Better yet, throw them in the military where they will be torn to pieces by the true humans. Education is part of the PROBLEM in this country! dEfund the NeA, the schools, the Head starts, the colleges, if a mother cannot home school her brats... she should unlock the gun cabinet and let them solve her problems for her!
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I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
Unless that god is on the list I don't like. Then it's an idol. The only idol I permit to be worshipped is one I can aim and fire at the heathens.
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My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled
Jerry Springer.
Sirhan Sirhan, the guy who murdered Martin Luther King, Nixon, Reagan, Uncle Adolf (Great housecleaning job there, Big Fella!) anyone with a gun, the Marlboro Man, Dan White, David Duke, anyone with a gun, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Strom Thurmond, the guy who stood on the steps of the Alabama school and anyone with a gun... as long as it's not a minority!
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I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
Who in the Hell did that stupid fuck in Galilee think HE was, anyway? He said just the reverse and everyone KNOWS THAT's bullshit! Eye of a needle? Fuck that, I'll drive My hummer right OB+VER the needle... and the shifty gook HOLDING it! Blessed are the what, now? Take off thy cloak? Turn the other cheek? HA! Stupid putz probably even thought "God" told him that shit! If I can't buy it or shoot it, who NEEDS it?!
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I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
Ditto elections!
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I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.
Besides, everyone knows the definition of compassion means stepping *over* the homeless, not ON them! FRankly, the poor, the minorities, the disabled should be supported in facilities until we need them to end the fuel crisis. They burn faster than wood and stored fat makes for hotter temperatures. Their fillings will make wedding rings for the humans (man and woman ONLY, thank you!) marriages.
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I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
But not too loud... the homeless might hear us and want a part of what's in our collection plate! Assholes think they're entitled because of that stupid jerk in Israel who claimed to represent them! Who let HIM in, anyway? Ban the sucker!
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I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry tail if you're running from them.
Especially if you're deaf. don't speak English or might be afraid of them because you know what they'll do if they catch you. They're ALWAYS right. If they weren't we wouldn't have given them badges!
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I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
Or even if you aren't! See above. Read the Patriot Act and get in line!
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I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
And if you can't figure out how to fix the program of a paperless ballot machine, then deal with it and eat the loss! Figures never lie but liars figure. Better yet, do away with those foolish elections and just appoint a President for life. But make him one of OURS, not one of *them*...
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If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
Yep! Bad to the core! Having worked with the elderly, the poor, the minorities, the homeless and having put My own life on the line *living on the streets*, what do I know? I used to *like* George Carlton. Stupid Me! Give a man a fish, he eats for a day... Teach a man to fish and he resents everyone who doesn't have any fish!
Anyone ever wonder why it's the 10 Commandments they want to put up all over the place and NOT the Sermon on the mount? It's because one is Law and the other is Compassion and God knows (or OUGHT to know) there's NO room for THAT on the courthouse lawn!
Yeah, I'm an Evil American. Give Me a bullet and let Me die somewhere where I won't trip a rich person with My loathesome corpse.
Lady Sonelle
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