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TheLilSquaw -> I'm an elephant! (1/22/2013 9:07:28 AM)
Today, I was told I was an elephant. Why? I'm scared of mice. My son who is autistic, watched Dumbo today. He saw that the elephants were scared of a mouse. So now he says I am an elephant. Lol

LafayetteLady -> RE: I'm an elephant! (1/22/2013 9:12:46 AM)
Of course, if you have an excellent memory, that just cinches it. An elephant never forgets, you know.

mnottertail -> RE: I'm an elephant! (1/22/2013 9:13:57 AM)
I thought it was her big ears, myself.

AthenaSurrenders -> RE: I'm an elephant! (1/22/2013 9:15:36 AM)
You claim to be an elephant, but you're probably just another fake. You're probably just one of those weirdos that pretends to be someone else online to draw people in. Unless you go on cam with me and show me your tusks, I don't believe you're an elephant. There's totally rumours about you not being a real elephant in the chat rooms, so you'd better verify or I'm gonna put your name on the fakes list! (cute story!)

mnottertail -> RE: I'm an elephant! (1/22/2013 9:17:10 AM)
Yeah, and I always wanted to take a gander at some elephant tits.

TheLilSquaw -> RE: I'm an elephant! (1/22/2013 9:25:56 AM)
LafayetteLady, well then surely I am not an elephant because if I don't write it down I wont remember it! AthenaSurrenders, Oh I am cam verified and you can go to the Baltimore Zoos website to check it out! (thanks I thought it was adorable) mnottertail, this means no doing the nasty with me. After all I am an elephant and well that is illegal on so many levels!

mnottertail -> RE: I'm an elephant! (1/22/2013 9:26:46 AM)
well if your trunk is elephant sized as well, you can suck on my peanuts.

DomKen -> RE: I'm an elephant! (1/22/2013 9:34:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheLilSquaw Today, I was told I was an elephant. Why? I'm scared of mice. My son who is autistic, watched Dumbo today. He saw that the elephants were scared of a mouse. So now he says I am an elephant. Lol You'd think this is some sort of urban myth but the Mythbusters tested it out on wild elephants in South Africa and they sure acted concerned about being near the mouse. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXiMs65ZAeU

TheLilSquaw -> RE: I'm an elephant! (1/22/2013 10:32:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen You'd think this is some sort of urban myth but the Mythbusters tested it out on wild elephants in South Africa and they sure acted concerned about being near the mouse. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXiMs65ZAeU I've actually seen that video before. I will actually show him after thinking about it.

TreasureKY -> RE: I'm an elephant! (1/23/2013 7:51:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Yeah, and I always wanted to take a gander at some elephant tits. Here's my good deed for the day. [:D] [image]local://upfiles/416509/DBB74AB887D045F1A2C0F64549FAB362.jpg[/image]

TheLilSquaw -> RE: I'm an elephant! (1/23/2013 7:52:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreasureKY quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Yeah, and I always wanted to take a gander at some elephant tits. Here's my good deed for the day. [:D] [image]local://upfiles/416509/DBB74AB887D045F1A2C0F64549FAB362.jpg[/image] OMFG I'm laughing so hard!

hlen5 -> RE: I'm an elephant! (1/23/2013 1:20:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen quote: ORIGINAL: TheLilSquaw Today, I was told I was an elephant. Why? I'm scared of mice. My son who is autistic, watched Dumbo today. He saw that the elephants were scared of a mouse. So now he says I am an elephant. Lol You'd think this is some sort of urban myth but the Mythbusters tested it out on wild elephants in South Africa and they sure acted concerned about being near the mouse. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXiMs65ZAeU I was wondering if the elephant wasn't just making sure not to step on the mouse?

LafayetteLady -> RE: I'm an elephant! (1/23/2013 1:31:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail well if your trunk is elephant sized as well, you can suck on my peanuts. I'm thinking that is the opposite of a chick who could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose! The elephant's trunk would like suck in your peanuts, the "shell" and leave quite an unpleasant "hickie" if you were even able to get them back.

absolutchocolat -> RE: I'm an elephant! (1/23/2013 1:33:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders You claim to be an elephant, but you're probably just another fake. You're probably just one of those weirdos that pretends to be someone else online to draw people in. Unless you go on cam with me and show me your tusks, I don't believe you're an elephant. There's totally rumours about you not being a real elephant in the chat rooms, so you'd better verify or I'm gonna put your name on the fakes list! (cute story!) Oh, Athena. I love you for that. LOL

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