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Notsweet -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 12:57:39 PM)
I give up. In oh, so many ways. I simply don't fit in the world. Really.

mnottertail -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 12:59:49 PM)
Get thee to a nunnery!!!! You ain't gonna rub one out anymore by your own admission........

Notsweet -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 1:01:20 PM)
You got it, MN. I should stick to real life dicks.

mnottertail -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 1:02:59 PM)
It is what you were born and bred for.

Notsweet -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 1:14:16 PM)
<snicker>

mnottertail -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 1:16:23 PM)
I thought it insightful, do you run a vegetable department in a grocery store I am not aware of? LOL. I am way funny beyond a snicker.

Notsweet -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 1:21:48 PM)
Huh? Do I run a vegetable stand..... No, you're safe. Unless of course you do that thing that requires people to do what I do. In that case....

Yachtie -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 1:33:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail LOL. I am way funny beyond a snicker. That's aisle 7, candy section where the suckers are. Next to the nuts. [8D]

Notsweet -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 2:32:15 PM)
Not really a poll, but wondering because of a note I got.... Did anyone actually think that this was a thread to bitch about the titular topic, or could you tell I was confessing my crush?

LaTigresse -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 2:33:01 PM)
I glanced at it. It made very little sense to me. I moved on.

mnottertail -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 2:37:44 PM)
Nobody calls their dildo Yachtie, and confesses it to their 250,000 closest friends on CollarMe, unless they like the blighter. I saw that right off.

RemoteUser -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 2:45:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Nobody calls their dildo Yachtie, and confesses it to their 250,000 closest friends on CollarMe, unless they like the blighter. I saw that right off. Yes, but she pronounces the CH. Yaw-ch-tee. Which as we all know, is an Ewok. This must be a fuzzy dildo, to get named after an Ewok.

Notsweet -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 2:47:50 PM)
I swear, I have never, ever named a dildo.

cordeliasub -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 2:48:19 PM)
Do I have to look for this horrendous name on another thread or will someone share? I'm nosy. I can't eat popcorn because it gets stuck between my teeth......for some reason that makes me laugh when I read it on a BDSM site.....

RemoteUser -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 2:51:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Notsweet I swear, I have never, ever named a dildo. But if you did, you'd have it embossed in the side, right? With rhinestones? (Cuz, rhinestones are classy.)

Notsweet -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 2:52:16 PM)
Cordelia, if you hear it, it will forever change the way you feel about your dildo, and I would never want to do that to you. This is why my dildo is not named "ex-husband."

Notsweet -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 2:53:58 PM)
It would be harder to clean then, wouldn't it? And if it was getting more than one use, wouldn't the rhinestones tear the rubber? I'm more of a Sharpie kind of person.

RemoteUser -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 2:56:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Notsweet It would be harder to clean then, wouldn't it? And if it was getting more than one use, wouldn't the rhinestones tear the rubber? I'm more of a Sharpie kind of person. Ha! That sounds like something my girl would say!! She loooooves Sharpies. (I perved your profile. She's also Libertarian. Small world.) I wonder if the Sharpie ink would wear off. And where it would end up.

Notsweet -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 3:06:00 PM)
FYI, that depends. My initials on the bottom are there, and it kind of travels to events with me. Now, leather dye is another story. If that dildo gets uncovered in the bottom of your bag, forget it. It becomes an ugly mass of whatever. Almost like Silly Putty, just firmer.

mnottertail -> RE: YACHTIE (1/22/2013 3:19:43 PM)
Yeah, if you name the dildo Yachtie, I could see where you might use a sharpie to indicate anchor tattoos on the foc's'le, but I would be wary of rhinestones on the main's'le as well.

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