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theRose4U -> name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) (1/22/2013 12:05:22 PM)

Due to ongoing post that will likely get mod edited, I decided to start this here:
What names (if any) have you heard used for penises or dildos?

My personal fave: purple headed yogurt slinger

Also heard:
BOB (battery operated boyfriend)
Bicycle for two
Mr.mushroom head




TheLilSquaw -> RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) (1/22/2013 12:09:40 PM)

I have one named Mr. Winky and another named Vinney.




ashjor911 -> RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) (1/22/2013 12:23:05 PM)

Mein : WMD

a Dildo : well i used to call "Lat" strap-on (Plastic cock).




theRose4U -> RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) (1/22/2013 12:43:03 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ashjor911

Mein : WMD

a Dildo : well i used to call "Lat" strap-on (Plastic cock).

But what does WMD stand for?
Women Mainly Decline
Widly missed distance
Weapon of math dysfunction
Wanted may donate
Inquiring minds want to know




mnottertail -> RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) (1/22/2013 12:46:27 PM)

Mr. Johnson




ashjor911 -> RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) (1/22/2013 12:47:30 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: theRose4U

But what does WMD stand for?



WMD = Weapon(s) of Mass Destruction.

i need a kevlar condoms for it [8D]




DaddySatyr -> RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) (1/22/2013 12:53:27 PM)

One of the most famous ones (A famous dildo?) is the one from William S. Borroughs' Naked Lunch ; Steely Dan (Full name: Steely Dan III from Yokohama)



Peace and comfort,



Michael




theRose4U -> RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) (1/22/2013 1:03:11 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ashjor911


quote:

ORIGINAL: theRose4U

But what does WMD stand for?



WMD = Weapon(s) of Mass Destruction.

i need a kevlar condoms for it [8D]

Boo let me guess it comes with its own bush??




ServosCor -> RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) (1/22/2013 2:37:37 PM)

Personally I have a penchant for a WAD.............


                        Weapon of Ass Destruction   <G>




RemoteUser -> RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) (1/22/2013 2:50:12 PM)

I've never given Dildo Baggins a name, he already has his own.

~ John Thomas Dick, "Memoirs of a Wiener Supplier"




ashjor911 -> RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) (1/22/2013 7:56:50 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: theRose4U
Boo let me guess it comes with its own bush??


no bushes allowed..

i am clean shaven smooth as baby`s ass.... how is that for picture in your mind




ashjor911 -> RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) (1/22/2013 8:00:07 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ServosCor

Personally I have a penchant for a WAD.............


                        Weapon of Ass Destruction   <G>


I not a fan of Anal ....... but love nice bums for other things..

Actually i had an accedant once with that & never again...[>:]




theshytype -> RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) (1/22/2013 8:04:34 PM)

I've always liked something simple like Mr. Happy but remember someone telling me they called theirs Kitty Killer. I don't think I'll ever get that name out of my head.




Level -> RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) (1/22/2013 8:35:03 PM)

Rodknee.
[:)]




mnottertail -> RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) (1/23/2013 6:00:31 AM)

El Presidente!!!!

(actually the idea belongs to LRODDIE)




Level -> RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) (1/23/2013 6:14:24 AM)

How is Lrod?
[8D]




mnottertail -> RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) (1/23/2013 6:16:19 AM)

He is fetting it these days.  he occasionally makes an appearance here but has not used the LROD here or there to do so.




theRose4U -> RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) (1/23/2013 10:04:27 PM)

Just because I watched varsity blues
Pedro
Mushroom on a stick
Icicles form
The march is on
Mr stiffy
Mr mortis




TwoHeartsBeatOne -> RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) (1/24/2013 2:51:34 AM)

Who can forget, "Princess Sophia"? (The name given Matthew Mcconaughey's character's penis in the film, "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days"?

The rocket in your pocket.

Mini - Me.

Little Bastard.





theRose4U -> RE: name that dildo (or penis as the case may be) (1/24/2013 7:27:05 PM)

If you're going for princess sophia how can you forget

Krull the warrior king??




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