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Toppingfrmbottom -> I woke him up at 7 am asking to jack him off (1/30/2013 1:54:51 PM)

I would have just moved right in and gone ahead, but I wanted to respect the fact he might wish to sleep some more, because he doesn't always sleep the best, and would actually sometimes though rarely sleep than have sexy time.


I have also told him I have a sexy time surprise for you please listen to something pornagraphic or what ever will put you in the mood, because I wish to have you in the mood as soon as possible upon getting home.


And I bought sexy garters with out telling him and surprised him once home.


I have a few other sexy surprises up my sleeve, that i won't psot just yet.


But what are some sexy things you've done to surprise your partner when it comes to sexy time.



TheLilSquaw -> RE: I woke him up at 7 am asking to jack him off (1/30/2013 1:59:31 PM)

I'm not giving wank material to folks I gave you the benefit of the doubt in your other thread but geesh.
You kinda make it hard to think anything else.



Switcheroo1983 -> RE: I woke him up at 7 am asking to jack him off (1/30/2013 2:00:16 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Toppingfrmbottom


But what are some sexy things you've done to surprise your partner when it comes to sexy time.

Showered with soap [:)]

Honestly, what got my ex-wife in the mood was if I vacuumed or did the dishes without being asked. Or, even though I am not a Christian, went to Church with her (church is enormous in her life). "Sexy things", not too much, as that didn't do it for her.

As to morning HJ/BJ, meh. I don't like them personally.



Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: I woke him up at 7 am asking to jack him off (1/30/2013 2:04:45 PM)

Of course this one is about wanking. I want to talk sex. And then if I like any of the things I hear, I am going to file them away in my spank bank to do later with him.


If you look at 99 percent of my posts, they're actually not sexual at all, so I think I am entitled to ask the occasional "wank fodder " type posts. This is after all an adult website.
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ORIGINAL: TheLilSquaw

I'm not giving wank material to folks I gave you the benefit of the doubt in your other thread but geesh.
You kinda make it hard to think anything else.




Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: I woke him up at 7 am asking to jack him off (1/30/2013 2:06:08 PM)

Why not? Daddy like I said does not sleep very well. So normally I choose not to wake him up.


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ORIGINAL: Switcheroo1983




As to morning HJ/BJ, meh. I don't like them personally.




mnottertail -> RE: I woke him up at 7 am asking to jack him off (1/30/2013 2:14:02 PM)

You get on that fucker and gobble on it like you havent ate in 3 years on any given morning, and if the fucker bats you away, he is fuckin gay.

And you can quote me.



Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: I woke him up at 7 am asking to jack him off (1/30/2013 2:16:38 PM)

I had to laugh in real life ron, He w*ould maybe say no because when he hasn't slept good he can't focus, but we joke about him going back to sleep a n me just carrying on.
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

You get on that fucker and gobble on it like you havent ate in 3 years on any given morning, and if the fucker bats you away, he is fuckin gay.

And you can quote me.




mnottertail -> RE: I woke him up at 7 am asking to jack him off (1/30/2013 2:19:50 PM)

It aint a joke.  Do it.  He can't help but focus.......and tell him to sleep thru it.



theshytype -> RE: I woke him up at 7 am asking to jack him off (1/30/2013 2:27:20 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

You get on that fucker and gobble on it like you havent ate in 3 years on any given morning, and if the fucker bats you away, he is fuckin gay.

And you can quote me.


^This is hilarious.

I try to get all sorts of creative. My favorite was, an idea I got from a photo off Pinterest, painting "It ain't gonna spank itself" on the back of a pair of panties. With glow-in-the-dark paint. I waited in the dark until he got home from work. Worked like a charm!

Sometimes he has a really tiring week and if I don't get creative, then the answer will be no.



Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: I woke him up at 7 am asking to jack him off (1/30/2013 2:29:01 PM)

mmm I could take it as a personal challange!



Switcheroo1983 -> RE: I woke him up at 7 am asking to jack him off (1/30/2013 2:29:59 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Toppingfrmbottom

Why not? Daddy like I said does not sleep very well. So normally I choose not to wake him up.





I have bad nightmares and often wake up frightened/angry and not knowing where I am, the last thing I want is to be touched, certainly not sexually. Early morning HJ's had to wait until I smoked and got my bearings.



absolutchocolat -> RE: I woke him up at 7 am asking to jack him off (1/30/2013 2:40:18 PM)

Morning BJ's are the best! My guy loves 'em...sometimes he wakes me up by poking me in the face. Now THAT part, I can do without. What happened to a morning kiss first? Either way, he gets his jollies and I go back to sleep in five minutes. No biggie.



Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: I woke him up at 7 am asking to jack him off (1/30/2013 2:43:19 PM)

Switcheroo, that's completely understandable.



KidCongo -> RE: I woke him up at 7 am asking to jack him off (1/30/2013 3:07:52 PM)

In receipt of those wake-up bjs I have found its an always interesting transition as sensation integrates into dream then dissolves into a not unpleasant reality.



EsotericLady -> RE: I woke him up at 7 am asking to jack him off (1/30/2013 4:31:18 PM)

You'll have to excuse me for not using words like "sexy time," however if you are in need of ideas on how to seduce a man, you might try either Googling it, or going to your local bookstore and checking our the "sexual relationship" aisle.

(Thank you)

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ORIGINAL: Toppingfrmbottom

But what are some sexy things you've done to surprise your partner when it comes to sexy time.

Of course this one is about wanking. I want to talk sex. And then if I like any of the things I hear, I am going to file them away in my spank bank to do later with him.



ServosCor -> RE: I woke him up at 7 am asking to jack him off (1/30/2013 4:48:11 PM)



Topping: Why not leave him sexy messages instead of suggesting him listen to porn?? Or perhaps call him during his drive home and whisper what you would like to do for him that night? I would think it coming from YOU would be much more of a turn on.

There are just a million and one ideas out there, but it's best (IMHO) to come up with your own as you know the man. I mean my Dom was thrilled years ago when he was following me home, in the dark and I put the blinkers on and pulled over to the shoulder of the road. He (being a machanic) came up to see what was wrong w/ the car and found........surprise! .......his naked subbie waiting! ( I do live in a very rural area btw lol).
There is no limit to ways to surprise him. You are only limited by your imagination!

servos cor



UnholyBear -> RE: I woke him up at 7 am asking to jack him off (1/30/2013 4:56:38 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

You get on that fucker and gobble on it like you havent ate in 3 years on any given morning, and if the fucker bats you away, he is fuckin gay.

And you can quote me.



Erm Ron....I have yet to meet a gay guy who didn't want to get a blowjob!



Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: I woke him up at 7 am asking to jack him off (1/30/2013 5:31:35 PM)

I've done the sexy text messages, it's fun but he don't always have time to reply or get them.


The porn on the way home lets him un wind a bit more than being on the phone with me, plus we really do not like him on the phone while he's driving!


We live in a pretty Rural area too, and I've mentioned going to the drive in, and sitting in the back seat to cuddle and during the movie previews getting a wee bit frisky!
quote:

ORIGINAL: ServosCor



Topping: Why not leave him sexy messages instead of suggesting him listen to porn?? Or perhaps call him during his drive home and whisper what you would like to do for him that night? I would think it coming from YOU would be much more of a turn on.

There are just a million and one ideas out there, but it's best (IMHO) to come up with your own as you know the man. I mean my Dom was thrilled years ago when he was following me home, in the dark and I put the blinkers on and pulled over to the shoulder of the road. He (being a machanic) came up to see what was wrong w/ the car and found........surprise! .......his naked subbie waiting! ( I do live in a very rural area btw lol).
There is no limit to ways to surprise him. You are only limited by your imagination!



littlewonder -> RE: I woke him up at 7 am asking to jack him off (1/30/2013 7:51:59 PM)

Had my nipples pierced.

We leave each other little notes

I buy sexy lingerie

buy him a toy that I think he may like...even if I know I will wish I never did [8D]

I pretty much do things all the time because I like to see the smile on his face.

Plus after all these years we still act like giddy teenagers sometimes. [;)]



LafayetteLady -> RE: I woke him up at 7 am asking to jack him off (1/30/2013 9:10:04 PM)

Ok, so I know I'm getting tired. I read that quickly and thought the little notes were attached to your pierced nipples!



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