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Ancient Chinese Proverbs - 1/31/2013 4:21:35 PM   
fartinmynostrils


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"He Who Smelt It....DEALT it."

"He Who Blamed It....FLAMED it."

How many Mistresses agree?
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RE: Ancient Chinese Proverbs - 1/31/2013 4:25:06 PM   
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Your profile is funny to me.

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RE: Ancient Chinese Proverbs - 1/31/2013 5:39:25 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: fartinmynostrils

"He Who Smelt It....DEALT it."

"He Who Blamed It....FLAMED it."

How many Mistresses agree?


You are a giver.

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RE: Ancient Chinese Proverbs - 1/31/2013 5:41:24 PM   
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OMG, I was eating dinner and nearly spit it all out on the screen! Definitely a new approach.

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RE: Ancient Chinese Proverbs - 1/31/2013 9:20:52 PM   
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Fart, your profile is funny!!!! lol As for the content of the OP, it reminded me of my mother farting and blaming it on the dog. She was S.O.L. when she farted and the dog wasn't there. lol

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RE: Ancient Chinese Proverbs - 2/1/2013 2:05:57 AM   
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Hahahah NBMG,



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RE: Ancient Chinese Proverbs - 2/1/2013 5:56:13 AM   
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Also, don't forget the classic "he who denied it, supplied it."

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RE: Ancient Chinese Proverbs - 2/1/2013 5:59:09 AM   
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My dog farts and blames it on me.

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RE: Ancient Chinese Proverbs - 2/5/2013 3:51:58 PM   
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I thought for sure I'd get flamed for posting this....

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RE: Ancient Chinese Proverbs - 2/5/2013 3:57:26 PM   
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Well, most of us didn't really give a shit, which is pretty much what a fart is anyway.


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RE: Ancient Chinese Proverbs - 2/5/2013 4:09:27 PM   
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Ok....that's a bit of a start....

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RE: Ancient Chinese Proverbs - 2/5/2013 4:33:50 PM   
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Are you loud and proud or silent but violent

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RE: Ancient Chinese Proverbs - 2/5/2013 7:34:38 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

My dog farts and blames it on me.


That's because you're a big chicken.

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RE: Ancient Chinese Proverbs - 2/5/2013 10:44:02 PM   
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Loud & proud!

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RE: Ancient Chinese Proverbs - 2/6/2013 3:08:25 AM   
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"It's good to meet girl in park, but better to
park meat in girl."

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RE: Ancient Chinese Proverbs - 2/6/2013 3:40:28 AM   
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wow...really?

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RE: Ancient Chinese Proverbs - 2/6/2013 4:31:04 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: fartinmynostrils

I thought for sure I'd get flamed for posting this....


Why? You posted in a way that could be seen as being lighthearted. Dommes' have a sense of humor too you know, lol.

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RE: Ancient Chinese Proverbs - 2/6/2013 5:29:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ARIES83

"It's good to meet girl in park, but better to
park meat in girl."


I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

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