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Smart Ass - 1/31/2013 6:18:46 PM   
MasterG2kTR


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Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down
for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and
display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now
some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and
ask what we're selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior
gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and
rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You
must be doing well. Only two left."
Seniors -- don't mess with them. They didn't get old by being stupid!
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RE: Smart Ass - 1/31/2013 7:08:02 PM   
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thats a great one!  

thanks for the share!

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