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Quivver -> All new Look on Domme!! oh my! (6/20/2006 4:54:24 AM)

BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese woman has been charged with accidentally killing her husband with a sword after he refused to make her dinner, the Shanghai Daily said on Tuesday. Police said Tang Xiaowan, 25, who has been practising swordsmanship since she was young, had often forced her husband of three years at swordpoint to carry out her demands.
On March 3, her husband, Li Weidong, refused to cook dinner because he was late for work.
Police said Tang picked up her sword and put it on Li's chest and promptly slipped, stabbing Li by mistake.
Li died in hospital from loss of blood.
Tang was arrested on Monday and charged with manslaughter.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/oukoe_uk_china_stabbing



Lashra -> RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! (6/20/2006 6:50:10 AM)

Accidents do happen......

~Lashra



pahunkboy -> RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! (6/20/2006 6:55:30 AM)

so she had the bigger projectile. hmmmmmmmmmmm. lol



MHOO314 -> RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! (6/20/2006 6:56:27 AM)

She slipped. stabbing him by mistake but he died of blood loss, I'd say that was a pretty nasty "slip"---



gooddogbenji -> RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! (6/20/2006 7:07:02 AM)

You no wan cook dinner?  You be dinner!  Haha!

(If that wasn't funny, try saying it with a Chinese accent.  If it still wasn't funny, go suck a tailpipe - I think it was.)

Yours,


benji



pahunkboy -> RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! (6/20/2006 7:07:05 AM)

I think she secretly wants a penis.



Lashra -> RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! (6/20/2006 7:22:35 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

I think she secretly wants a penis.

Obviously not, she got rid of the one she had..

~Lashra



NastyDaddy -> RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! (6/20/2006 7:22:59 AM)

honey, have you seen my sword anywhere?

careful with that sword eugena...




gooddogbenji -> RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! (6/20/2006 7:24:13 AM)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the psycho with the sword.  Wouldn't you?

Yours,


benji



MrrPete -> RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! (6/20/2006 7:28:49 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

You no wan cook dinner?  You be dinner!  Haha!

(If that wasn't funny, try saying it with a Chinese accent.  If it still wasn't funny, go suck a tailpipe - I think it was.)


I'm still wiping the coffee off my keyboard.




pahunkboy -> RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! (6/20/2006 7:28:58 AM)

I can only imagine the episodes the paper did not print.

I wonder if she will be a motivator at the prison labor camp.

Man- lately Chinese have been in the news for odd things. Maybe communism is necessary for them.  *ducks as shit flies at me*

lol----------------

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MrrPete -> RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! (6/20/2006 7:31:25 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NastyDaddy

honey, have you seen my sword anywhere?

careful with that sword eugena...


I'm ordering a two-handed claymore today a la William "Braveheart" Wallace.



Mistrix -> RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! (6/20/2006 7:31:35 AM)

Hey, instead of slip of the tongue.....LOL



gooddogbenji -> RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! (6/20/2006 7:39:01 AM)

Caution:  Floor is slippery when covered in blood.

Yours,


benji



pahunkboy -> RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! (6/20/2006 7:57:13 AM)

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword!!


[cheap shot- i know.....]



gooddogbenji -> RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! (6/20/2006 8:00:47 AM)

"It's just a flesh wound!"

Yours,


benji




pahunkboy -> RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! (6/20/2006 8:08:05 AM)

I guess that does it. She will get no dinners from him!!!   /foot stomp!/

lmao

[cut off nose to spite the face..]



mnottertail -> RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! (6/20/2006 8:16:18 AM)

Well, this is a situation that comes close to hoisted on her own petard.  She has definitely sliced the breast that fed her.



pahunkboy -> RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! (6/20/2006 8:18:37 AM)

I wonder if she looses any certification....



gooddogbenji -> RE: All new Look on Domme!! oh my! (6/20/2006 8:20:44 AM)

Hey, her kink is not my kink, but her kink is okay.

His kink would be okay too, but that's mostly an academic question now.

Yours,


benji



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