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ORIGINAL: TheWriter13

Our friends swear up and down that if they didn't know better they'd swear we were a genuine couple me and my best friend and gay room mate. I'll be honest they have been making these jokes for years we even joke from time to time because one of us does the cleaning and cooking and well you get it because a certain someone can't bother to put his trash in the trash can or clean the dishes and seems to think that breakfast and dinner just magically appears when he wakes up and comes home from work.

They say I'm the wife but I'm not so sure I mean I can at least make through a movie without crying and screaming "No don't go in there!" then there's his complaining and his constant asking if I think he looks fat in his new pants. He's way more emotional than I am which is why I think he's the wife.

What do you think?