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Our cat, the criminal. - 2/2/2013 9:11:44 PM

DarkSteven

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We let our cat Nibbles out every so often. He's seventeen pounds and thinks the world loves him. He also thinks he's bulletproof.

A neighbor three doors down mentioned to my sub that Nibbles entered her house, through two cat doors, and ignored the two cats hissing and snarling at him while he chowed down their cat food from their cat bowls.

Embarrassing. We thought we raised a more ethical animal...

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RE: Our cat, the criminal. - 2/2/2013 9:42:42 PM

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Obviously, word on the street is that the neighbor has better food!

Gives new meaning to the term "Cat Burglar"

(You knew it was coming....quit rolling your eyes!)

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RE: Our cat, the criminal. - 2/3/2013 5:22:13 AM

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Your kitty is 'bout that life. A true thug. I would love to be Nibbles' godparent!

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RE: Our cat, the criminal. - 2/3/2013 10:20:05 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

We let our cat Nibbles out every so often. He's seventeen pounds and thinks the world loves him. He also thinks he's bulletproof.

A neighbor three doors down mentioned to my sub that Nibbles entered her house, through two cat doors, and ignored the two cats hissing and snarling at him while he chowed down their cat food from their cat bowls.

Embarrassing. We thought we raised a more ethical animal...

LOL!!!!

That is one bold pussy!

Mine defend their own territory from other cats like a gang out of West Side Story (choreography and all)... but they would NEVER venture into someone else's house. They are scared of people, dogs, deer, and pretty much anything bigger than they are.

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RE: Our cat, the criminal. - 2/3/2013 10:22:22 AM

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That's pretty funny. Can I suggest you build him a cat house instead where he can watch the world go by safely?

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RE: Our cat, the criminal. - 2/3/2013 10:38:46 AM

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I'm just glad that the CCR's in our town home community prevent people from having doggy or cat doors, otherwise I'm sure my Angel would do the same thing!

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RE: Our cat, the criminal. - 2/3/2013 11:10:56 AM

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Very cute! Thanks for sharing that one, Steven.

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RE: Our cat, the criminal. - 2/3/2013 11:24:14 AM

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Lol, that reminds me when a previous cat of mine used to sleep in almost every flat of a horseshoe shaped building in which we lived during my 2nd apprenticeship....that building hat 15 ground floor flats and somehow I heard way too often stories of people waking up at night with having a cat on their feet which did not belong to them

That lady was pretty embarrassing....though, thankfully those other people (3 of them were class mates which did not make it any less embarrassing) could handle it and did not go mad about it....though, they did their best to ensure that this was not gonna happen again

Also I think one of my previous cats did steal a toy from a toddler....as one day she was tearing apart something which was stuffed, sort of a tiny cuddly toy....and that was not from us

Yeah....always amusing those innocent looking critters

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