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Bad kitty. Bad. - 2/6/2013 9:47:12 AM

Notsweet

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Anyone want two bad cats?

William and Mary FOUGHT. ALL. NIGHT. On the bed. On me.
Apparently, there's something about the vet smell that really pissed Mary off, and rather than lick it off like a good sister, she's been going up and slapping the living shit out of William (she's less than half his size) and he puts up with exactly this ---- much, and then it's Katie, bar the door.

I got no sleep, but the little bastards are in my bed right now, under the covers. I'm going to wake them up everytime I see them napping, dammit. And as soon as I can find a wrestling partner, I'm climbing on top of them.

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RE: Bad kitty. Bad. - 2/6/2013 10:42:42 AM

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Argh! I can relate. If a male cat sprays out back of my mother's house, and someone opens the door and her males (even though they are fixed) catch a whiff...WW3. Savage cat fights, yowling, hissing, you name it. It's horrible. They have to be segregated, and it lasts for up to 4 hours.

I love cats, I've had them all of my life, but sometimes...

Hope you get some better sleep tonight!

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RE: Bad kitty. Bad. - 2/6/2013 12:34:01 PM

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Some of my cats have been very intelligent (one recognized my mother, her previous owner, immediately, after a 5+ year absence in a far away state), while others are dumb as a rock. Yep, the dumb ones didn't recognize their roomate kitties if they had gone to the vet and came home with a different smell.

Luckily for me I have two large dog cages (no dogs though. Don't ask why, lol) and I can separate them if I have to.

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RE: Bad kitty. Bad. - 2/6/2013 12:41:41 PM

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Oh, she recognizes him all right. When they slept, it was in the usual "Let's cluster in the middle of Mom's bed and leave a pile of hair" formation. But as soon as they were awake, it was back to tantrum mode.

Just to top it off, we have a resident cardinal who habitually bangs at the window, I guess because of his reflection. That's got the cat choir going.

My next pets are going to be Sea Monkeys.

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RE: Bad kitty. Bad. - 2/6/2013 3:12:47 PM

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I LOVE sea monkeys. Ant farms, too.

I know, I know, I'm that special.

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RE: Bad kitty. Bad. - 2/6/2013 3:30:05 PM

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This is normal behavior for the sinister alien cats that people think are pets.

Sleep deprivation makes it easier to control a human mind, soon you will be their willing slave.

First we will see a change in your posts, as they make you post messages to other members who are under the control of the cats in their home, then you will disappear when they ship you off to a work camp.

You still have a chance though, purchase an overly friendly pit bull pup, work with him/her to give them a healthy outlet for their energy. The cats will focus on the pit bull, and thus quit trying to take over your brain.

Be aware though, that dogs sometimes fall under the cats' control and then you have no buffer. In that case, abandon the house after leaving a years worth of food for the animals as well as a float controlled water dish, your bank cards (cats know how to make online purchases) change your name and physical features including finger prints, and move to a remote town in Alaska.

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RE: Bad kitty. Bad. - 2/6/2013 4:16:18 PM

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William and Mary - love it love it......they need little cat diplomas and cat caps and gowns.....

Cats make me sneeze and wheeze so I have a psychotic dog.

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RE: Bad kitty. Bad. - 2/6/2013 4:54:38 PM

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Try rubbing a dry washcloth all over Mary, then use that washcloth to rub her scent all over William.

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RE: Bad kitty. Bad. - 2/6/2013 7:29:35 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: tommonymous

I LOVE sea monkeys. Ant farms, too.

I know, I know, I'm that special.

Sea monkeys are the BEST!

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RE: Bad kitty. Bad. - 2/6/2013 7:31:40 PM

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I know they are going to kill me as soon as they can develop opposable thumbs or learn to open cans.

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

This is normal behavior for the sinister alien cats that people think are pets.

Sleep deprivation makes it easier to control a human mind, soon you will be their willing slave.

First we will see a change in your posts, as they make you post messages to other members who are under the control of the cats in their home, then you will disappear when they ship you off to a work camp.

You still have a chance though, purchase an overly friendly pit bull pup, work with him/her to give them a healthy outlet for their energy. The cats will focus on the pit bull, and thus quit trying to take over your brain.

Be aware though, that dogs sometimes fall under the cats' control and then you have no buffer. In that case, abandon the house after leaving a years worth of food for the animals as well as a float controlled water dish, your bank cards (cats know how to make online purchases) change your name and physical features including finger prints, and move to a remote town in Alaska.

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RE: Bad kitty. Bad. - 2/6/2013 7:33:17 PM

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ORIGINAL: cordeliasub

William and Mary - love it love it......they need little cat diplomas and cat caps and gowns.....

Cats make me sneeze and wheeze so I have a psychotic dog.

I studied there for a while. <grin>

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RE: Bad kitty. Bad. - 2/6/2013 7:36:29 PM

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They are pretty awesome. I think they'd be, maybe "better" isn't the word so much as "briefly entertaining and then completely awful", if they did actually grow into monkeys. Sort of an evolution-in-compressed-time science project.

"Paging Dr. Zhivago, Dr. Zhivago."

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RE: Bad kitty. Bad. - 2/6/2013 7:45:26 PM

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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

Try rubbing a dry washcloth all over Mary, then use that washcloth to rub her scent all over William.

Ok, I just tried it. Neither of them was thrilled, but I guess we'll see what happens!

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RE: Bad kitty. Bad. - 2/6/2013 7:46:48 PM

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They are pretty awesome. I think they'd be, maybe "better" isn't the word so much as "briefly entertaining and then completely awful", if they did actually grow into monkeys. Sort of an evolution-in-compressed-time science project.

"Paging Dr. Zhivago, Dr. Zhivago."

Yeah, it's not really disturbing if they fling their poo in the little tank.

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RE: Bad kitty. Bad. - 2/7/2013 6:33:00 AM

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I remember you saying that William was having a bit of trouble in the other cat thread and that you were taking him to the vet. Did he turn out to be okay? I hope he's alright

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RE: Bad kitty. Bad. - 2/7/2013 8:08:03 AM

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"William and Mary?" Too cute!
Good grief! It all sounds like my house whether anyone's been to the vet or not! LMAO LMAO

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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

Anyone want two bad cats?

William and Mary FOUGHT. ALL. NIGHT. On the bed. On me.
Apparently, there's something about the vet smell that really pissed Mary off, and rather than lick it off like a good sister, she's been going up and slapping the living shit out of William (she's less than half his size) and he puts up with exactly this ---- much, and then it's Katie, bar the door.

I got no sleep, but the little bastards are in my bed right now, under the covers. I'm going to wake them up everytime I see them napping, dammit. And as soon as I can find a wrestling partner, I'm climbing on top of them.

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RE: Bad kitty. Bad. - 2/7/2013 8:11:15 AM

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OMGGGGG Your cat attitude is just too funny! LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

I know they are going to kill me as soon as they can develop opposable thumbs or learn to open cans.

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

This is normal behavior for the sinister alien cats that people think are pets.

Sleep deprivation makes it easier to control a human mind, soon you will be their willing slave.

First we will see a change in your posts, as they make you post messages to other members who are under the control of the cats in their home, then you will disappear when they ship you off to a work camp.

You still have a chance though, purchase an overly friendly pit bull pup, work with him/her to give them a healthy outlet for their energy. The cats will focus on the pit bull, and thus quit trying to take over your brain.

Be aware though, that dogs sometimes fall under the cats' control and then you have no buffer. In that case, abandon the house after leaving a years worth of food for the animals as well as a float controlled water dish, your bank cards (cats know how to make online purchases) change your name and physical features including finger prints, and move to a remote town in Alaska.

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RE: Bad kitty. Bad. - 2/7/2013 8:28:34 AM

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I remember you saying that William was having a bit of trouble in the other cat thread and that you were taking him to the vet. Did he turn out to be okay? I hope he's alright

Yes, and thanks for asking. We caught it before he even had a temperature, but he's got a little bit of a UTI, as I and everyone on the thread suspected :)
Apparently, the problem is that I got a small cash bonus this week, and William was alarmed that I might spend it on something other than him, and the stress shrank his wee-wee. I was married to someone like that once.

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RE: Bad kitty. Bad. - 2/7/2013 3:42:07 PM

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RE: Bad kitty. Bad. - 2/7/2013 7:48:21 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Notsweet

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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

Try rubbing a dry washcloth all over Mary, then use that washcloth to rub her scent all over William.

Ok, I just tried it. Neither of them was thrilled, but I guess we'll see what happens!

It may or may not work, but give it time, and it may help if done multiple times. Sounds like Mary, like some cats, become extremely disturbed when their buddies come back from the vet with the smell of fear, other animals, other humans, drugs, rubbing alcohol, etc., and give that buddie a hard time, as if it's the enemy. It may take a while for her to settle down on her own.

My other suggestion would be Rescue Remedy for them both, perhaps more for Mary until she settles down.

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