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Sir9600 -> 1.11.3 You might be a Slut Wife – Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy (2/8/2013 3:16:14 PM)
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If you have additions to the list reply with "Another Slut Wife identifier" as the title. I will update the list and publish again if the list evolves.
1. If your Husband helps you dress for dates with other men – You might be a Slut Wife
2.If your skirts are narrower than your belts – You might be a Slut Wife
3. If you refer to you high heels as “CFMs” – You might be a Slut Wife
4. If your husband offers sex with you to close a business deal, and you’re excited about it – You might be a Slut Wife
5. When buying a car your considerations include big back seat and high visibility for truckers driving next to you– You might be a Slut Wife
6. If your panties are as visible as your knees on a bar stool when in a tavern or dance club – You might be a Slut Wife
7. If you wear rain coats over nothing– You might be a Slut Wife
8. If you view going to the movies as a chance to display and perform – You might be a Slut Wife
9. If you think a formal table setting with long tablecloth is a place to hide and suck – You might be a Slut Wife
10. If you consider your husband’s poker night a target rich environment – You might be a Slut Wife
11. If you look for strip joints having Amateur nights– You might be a Slut Wife
12. If you cried when Fredericks of Hollywood closed their Stores – You might be a Slut Wife
13. If you can’t spell the word come without a U – You might be a Slut Wife
14. If you salivate when someone says they’re coming – You might be a Slut Wife
15. If you try to have two cocks meet in your stomach (one from your mouth and one from your pussy) - You might be a Slut Wife
16. If you like being DP’d– You might be a Slut Wife
17. If your idea of a night out doesn’t include clothes– You might be a Slut Wife
If you were able to answer yes to 3 or more of these respond now with a picture and tell me how you wish to serve me. I do offer Slut training for the enjoyment of all involved! Use “I must be a Slut Wife1.11.3” as the title to your reply.
This is intended for the enjoyment of all.
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