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Kirata -> Another Darwin Award Candidate (2/9/2013 4:19:00 AM)
Although he's still alive and therefore can't qualify, I'm confident he'll make it next time... Michael Smeriglio accidentally shoots off his penis and testicle Police say 18-year-old Michael Smeriglio first lied to police saying someone shot him while he was walking down the street. After being questioned by police he admitted to accidentally doing it himself. Doctors say the bullet went through his penis, his left testicle and then lodged itself in his thigh. Smeriglio told police he bought the gun last month at a party. If it wasn't for the fact that he could have shot someone else, I'd be tempted to view this as an example of why it makes sense to sell guns to idiots. Maybe there should be an intelligence test in addition to a background check on gun sales and transfers. K.

DarkSteven -> RE: Another Darwin Award Candidate (2/9/2013 4:28:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kirata Smeriglio told police he bought the gun last month at a party. Sounds like a great idea! Let's all get drunk and wasted, and sell guns! Seriously, I have enough misgivings about gun sales at gun shows. But at a party?!?!?

Hillwilliam -> RE: Another Darwin Award Candidate (2/9/2013 5:29:23 AM)
Too bad he didn't get both testicles.

Switcheroo1983 -> RE: Another Darwin Award Candidate (2/9/2013 5:34:01 AM)
Ah, booze, guns, and bored youth. I love the picture of him though. Nothing says "thug" quite like camo pants and "posturing" on the hood of a nice car. Thanks for the story, Kirata.

AthenaSurrenders -> RE: Another Darwin Award Candidate (2/9/2013 5:53:15 AM)
The story says he admitted shooting himself whilst cleaning the gun. I'm willing to bet he wasn't so much 'cleaning' it as 'shoving it down the front of his jeans gangsta-style'.

Rule -> RE: Another Darwin Award Candidate (2/9/2013 6:04:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kirata I'd be tempted to view this as an example of why it makes sense to sell guns to idiots. Indeed. quote: ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders I'm willing to bet he wasn't so much 'cleaning' it as 'shoving it down the front of his jeans gangsta-style'. Quite. You are perceptive.

Moonhead -> RE: Another Darwin Award Candidate (2/9/2013 12:29:31 PM)
So he did have a gun in his pocket, then...

MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: Another Darwin Award Candidate (2/9/2013 9:24:35 PM)
It always makes me laugh when someone says, "while cleaning my gun." It is impossible to clean a gun with a bullet in the chamber. Even the most basic cleaning involves sticking a rod through the barrel. You can't do that with a bullet in there.

littleone14 -> RE: Another Darwin Award Candidate (2/9/2013 11:03:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Moonhead So he did have a gun in his pocket, then... That made me laugh out loud......

Level -> RE: Another Darwin Award Candidate (2/10/2013 4:08:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam Too bad he didn't get both testicles. He probably had already shot the other one off.

absolutchocolat -> RE: Another Darwin Award Candidate (2/10/2013 4:25:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Moonhead So he did have a gun in his pocket, then... Snorted. [sm=insane.gif]

Yachtie -> RE: Another Darwin Award Candidate (2/10/2013 5:37:49 AM)
A real pistolero this one is.

LaTigresse -> RE: Another Darwin Award Candidate (2/10/2013 5:49:12 AM)
Reminds me of a marine I know. Unfortunately he missed his dick and balls and now has three children as bright as he is.

ShaharThorne -> RE: Another Darwin Award Candidate (2/10/2013 5:58:50 AM)
I am trying my best not to laugh...got to go to the bathroom...LOL!

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