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Hillwilliam -> RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? (2/13/2013 12:15:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExquisiteStings Light bulbs..the glass is so thin..and what happens if one shatters up there? Just extracting all the slivery shards....painful even to think about. http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/18344-what-not-to-do-with-a-glass-bottle Watch if you dare.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? (2/13/2013 12:26:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl Yup, including quick set cement. http://www.well.com/~cynsa/cement.html Darwin is spinning (and laughing) in his grave.

MistressDarkArt -> RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? (2/14/2013 1:58:19 PM)
I just want to thank the OP for not spelling the plural of enema, enema's.

SWDesertDom -> RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? (2/14/2013 2:30:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pompeii Everclear. 151 proof. The only way to go. That sounds like a fast track to death by alcohol poisoning.

usemetopleaseyou -> RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? (2/22/2013 7:20:34 AM)
Don't people also use hamsters? Or is that a myth?

cordeliasub -> RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? (2/22/2013 7:24:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: usemetopleaseyou Don't people also use hamsters? Or is that a myth? I dunno..ask Richard Gere...bahahahaha I am trying to imagine how annoying hyper it would make someone to have a coffee enema. Good grief.

LafayetteLady -> RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? (2/22/2013 9:34:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: usemetopleaseyou Don't people also use hamsters? Or is that a myth? In an enema? You do know what an enema is don't you? To use a hamster, you would have to run it through the blender and then strain out the bones. Gross.

Lucifyre -> RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? (2/22/2013 11:27:07 AM)
Here' a decent site with some recipes: http://www.theoriginalinstitute.com/Enema%20Recipes.htm and another one http://www.health-information-fitness.com/enemarecipes.html and a rescourse link http://www.malesubmission.com/faq/enemafaq.htm Plenty of reading to do before you experment. And no, I wouldn't use alcohol of ANY type in an enema. If you want a buzz, have a glass of wine or smoke a joint, but don't stick it up your ass because your body has no mechanism to filtr it out going that direction and it could be deadly. Enjoy ;) Luci

SexyThoughts -> RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? (2/22/2013 2:06:48 PM)
Reading this thread I was now just struck by the a mental image of a queue of customers at Starbucks. The usual eyes upturned to the menu board, like the faithful looking up to their god. All with their fistful of cash in one hand, but now with an enema hose in the other. Minimum wage staff just shrug, the customers are douches already. The hose bulges as the cherry on top, passes through, followed by the warm cream. There's a moment of serenity. Then the ice in frappuccino arrives, grinding gritty chocolate chips across the prostate that it punches as it passes. The knees may buckle as the ovaries and testicles get their first ever icecream-headache. But kinky or otherwise blocking a coffee shop queue is a valid defense for murder in most civilised countries. So with a hearty "I needed that" each customer waddles out to the gutter, stepping over a fetal Long-Black-Large drinker, grabbing extra napkins on the way. They squat by the roadside, ignored like they were homeless people, as they hope passing fairtrade militants wont kick them over. Starbuck junkies, waiting for that cherry to come back out. [:D] http://frappuccino.com/en-us/products/blended-frappuccino

LookieNoNookie -> RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? (2/22/2013 3:49:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Akrotiri I read, with interest, a story recently about a couple who used coffee enemas - and - as I'm just getting interested in anal perversities, I wonder what ELSE people use for their enema fluids? I use used motor oil (but largely because I'm eco conscious and don't want to deflower the Earth).

xssve -> RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? (2/24/2013 10:38:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl quote: ORIGINAL: littlewonder If you can think it someone has used it. Milk seems to be popular in Japanese porn. Yup, including quick set cement. http://www.well.com/~cynsa/cement.html Uh, no, not recommended. Concrete cement often contains lime which is a strong base, and will cause chemical burns - I once ended up with third degree burns all up and down my legs after a really big pour, in which I was up to my crotch in concrete for several hours, and it seeped up my pants, even though I taped the cuffs previously. There may be other polymers more benign if that sounds appealing. Normal saline and/or plain water is the recommended solution if you do it with any frequency. Normal saline is the best for preserving the pH balance in your colon, even plain water will draw off electrolytes eventually which might result in spasms, which probably won't kill you, but may prove highly unpleasant and an obstacle to further explorations. I also do not recommend alcohol, as it absorbs directly into the bloodstream without being filtered by the digestive system and liver, and it takes longer to metabolize, thus even a relatively small amount can result alcohol poisoning.

xssve -> RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? (2/24/2013 10:55:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: littlewonder If you can think it someone has used it. Milk seems to be popular in Japanese porn. That one I can't quite figure - possibly it helps absorb odors? i.e., a lot of people enjoy anal stimulation but don't like the smell, which is one reason for getting into enemas to begin with.. Seems to me it would just then just smell like sour milk, which I'm not sure is an advance.

Lucifyre -> RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? (2/24/2013 2:10:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xssve quote: ORIGINAL: littlewonder If you can think it someone has used it. Milk seems to be popular in Japanese porn. That one I can't quite figure - possibly it helps absorb odors? i.e., a lot of people enjoy anal stimulation but don't like the smell, which is one reason for getting into enemas to begin with.. Seems to me it would just then just smell like sour milk, which I'm not sure is an advance. Nope, milk alone does not mask the smell of expulsion. However, Milk mixed with molasses does a rather decent job of it. (makes your asshole smell like cookies LOL) Watch out however for the accompying cramps that go with an M&M. The sugar in the molasses releases gas....it's a rather effective one for punishment that won't irritate your insides like a soapy one will. Luci

xssve -> RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? (2/24/2013 2:34:51 PM)
The more ya know...

littlewonder -> RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? (2/24/2013 2:43:28 PM)
From what I've read, milk is used just as a visual effect. They seem to like the white color.

pompeii -> RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? (2/25/2013 8:04:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam Watch if you dare. oooooh. I wish I had not seen that!

Longerthanyou -> RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? (2/25/2013 8:19:50 AM)
I had always wondered about that milk in the Japanese porn.

SexyThoughts -> RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? (2/26/2013 2:16:32 AM)
Japan is just copying America "...Kellogg made sure that the bowel of each and every patient was plied with water, from above and below. His favorite device was an enema machine that could rapidly instill several gallons of water in a series of enemas. Every water enema was followed by a pint of yogurt — half was eaten, the other half was administered by enema, “thus planting the protective germs where they are most needed and may render most effective service." The yogurt served to replace the intestinal flora of the bowel, creating what Kellogg claimed was a squeaky-clean intestine....." [:D] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg#Battle_Creek_Sanitarium Or the kinky hollywood version [:D] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8jnIJAJujo [:D]

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