Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee?


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Community Discussions] >> General BDSM Discussion >> RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? Page: <<   < prev  1 [2]
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? - 2/13/2013 12:15:07 PM   
Hillwilliam


Posts: 19394
Joined: 8/27/2008
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: ExquisiteStings
Light bulbs..the glass is so thin..and what happens if one shatters up there? Just extracting all the slivery shards....painful even to think about.

http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/18344-what-not-to-do-with-a-glass-bottle

Watch if you dare.

_____________________________

Kinkier than a cheap garden hose.

Whoever said "Religion is the opiate of the masses" never heard Right Wing talk radio.

Don't blame me, I voted for Gary Johnson.

(in reply to ExquisiteStings)
Profile   Post #: 21
RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? - 2/13/2013 12:26:04 PM   
Spiritedsub2


Posts: 3316
Joined: 7/18/2012
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

Yup, including quick set cement.

http://www.well.com/~cynsa/cement.html


Darwin is spinning (and laughing) in his grave.


_____________________________

Don’t grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form.
~ Rumi

Laughing Dolphin

(in reply to OsideGirl)
Profile   Post #: 22
RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? - 2/14/2013 1:58:19 PM   
MistressDarkArt


Posts: 5178
Status: offline 		I just want to thank the OP for not spelling the plural of enema, enema's.

(in reply to Akrotiri)
Profile   Post #: 23
RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? - 2/14/2013 2:30:38 PM   
SWDesertDom


Posts: 231
Joined: 4/5/2012
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: pompeii

Everclear. 151 proof. The only way to go.


That sounds like a fast track to death by alcohol poisoning.

(in reply to pompeii)
Profile   Post #: 24
RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? - 2/22/2013 7:20:34 AM   
usemetopleaseyou


Posts: 39
Joined: 5/16/2010
Status: offline 		Don't people also use hamsters?

Or is that a myth?

(in reply to SWDesertDom)
Profile   Post #: 25
RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? - 2/22/2013 7:24:19 AM   
cordeliasub


Posts: 528
Joined: 11/4/2012
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: usemetopleaseyou

Don't people also use hamsters?

Or is that a myth?


I dunno..ask Richard Gere...bahahahaha

I am trying to imagine how annoying hyper it would make someone to have a coffee enema. Good grief.

(in reply to usemetopleaseyou)
Profile   Post #: 26
RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? - 2/22/2013 9:34:19 AM   
LafayetteLady


Posts: 7683
Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Northern New Jersey
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: usemetopleaseyou

Don't people also use hamsters?

Or is that a myth?


In an enema? You do know what an enema is don't you? To use a hamster, you would have to run it through the blender and then strain out the bones. Gross.

(in reply to usemetopleaseyou)
Profile   Post #: 27
RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? - 2/22/2013 11:27:07 AM   
Lucifyre


Posts: 1067
Joined: 3/27/2012
Status: offline 		Here' a decent site with some recipes:

http://www.theoriginalinstitute.com/Enema%20Recipes.htm

and another one

http://www.health-information-fitness.com/enemarecipes.html

and a rescourse link

http://www.malesubmission.com/faq/enemafaq.htm

Plenty of reading to do before you experment.
And no, I wouldn't use alcohol of ANY type in an enema. If you want a buzz, have a glass of wine or smoke a joint, but don't stick it up your ass because your body has no mechanism to filtr it out going that direction and it could be deadly.

Enjoy ;)

Luci

_____________________________

"Batteries? OMG, Bitch Please! My Shit plugs in!"
I do this because it fucking feels good.
I like girls who like girls
The thing about standards is: There are SO many to choose from.

(in reply to LafayetteLady)
Profile   Post #: 28
RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? - 2/22/2013 2:06:48 PM   
SexyThoughts


Posts: 180
Joined: 7/14/2011
Status: offline 		Reading this thread I was now just struck by the a mental image of a queue of customers at Starbucks.

The usual eyes upturned to the menu board, like the faithful looking up to their god.
All with their fistful of cash in one hand, but now with an enema hose in the other.

Minimum wage staff just shrug, the customers are douches already.

The hose bulges as the cherry on top, passes through, followed by the warm cream.

There's a moment of serenity.
Then the ice in frappuccino arrives, grinding gritty chocolate chips across the prostate that it punches as it passes.

The knees may buckle as the ovaries and testicles get their first ever icecream-headache. But kinky or otherwise blocking a coffee shop queue is a valid defense for murder in most civilised countries. So with a hearty "I needed that" each customer waddles out to the gutter, stepping over a fetal Long-Black-Large drinker, grabbing extra napkins on the way.

They squat by the roadside, ignored like they were homeless people, as they hope passing fairtrade militants wont kick them over.

Starbuck junkies, waiting for that cherry to come back out.

http://frappuccino.com/en-us/products/blended-frappuccino

(in reply to Lucifyre)
Profile   Post #: 29
RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? - 2/22/2013 3:49:56 PM   
LookieNoNookie


Posts: 12216
Joined: 8/9/2008
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Akrotiri

I read, with interest, a story recently about a couple who used coffee enemas - and - as I'm just getting interested in anal perversities, I wonder what ELSE people use for their enema fluids?


I use used motor oil (but largely because I'm eco conscious and don't want to deflower the Earth).

(in reply to Akrotiri)
Profile   Post #: 30
RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? - 2/24/2013 10:38:44 AM   
xssve


Posts: 3589
Joined: 10/10/2009
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


quote:

ORIGINAL: littlewonder

If you can think it someone has used it.

Milk seems to be popular in Japanese porn.




Yup, including quick set cement.

http://www.well.com/~cynsa/cement.html

Uh, no, not recommended. Concrete cement often contains lime which is a strong base, and will cause chemical burns - I once ended up with third degree burns all up and down my legs after a really big pour, in which I was up to my crotch in concrete for several hours, and it seeped up my pants, even though I taped the cuffs previously.

There may be other polymers more benign if that sounds appealing.

Normal saline and/or plain water is the recommended solution if you do it with any frequency. Normal saline is the best for preserving the pH balance in your colon, even plain water will draw off electrolytes eventually which might result in spasms, which probably won't kill you, but may prove highly unpleasant and an obstacle to further explorations.

I also do not recommend alcohol, as it absorbs directly into the bloodstream without being filtered by the digestive system and liver, and it takes longer to metabolize, thus even a relatively small amount can result alcohol poisoning.

< Message edited by xssve -- 2/24/2013 10:51:57 AM >

_____________________________

Walking nightmare...

(in reply to OsideGirl)
Profile   Post #: 31
RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? - 2/24/2013 10:55:38 AM   
xssve


Posts: 3589
Joined: 10/10/2009
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: littlewonder

If you can think it someone has used it.

Milk seems to be popular in Japanese porn.



That one I can't quite figure - possibly it helps absorb odors? i.e., a lot of people enjoy anal stimulation but don't like the smell, which is one reason for getting into enemas to begin with..

Seems to me it would just then just smell like sour milk, which I'm not sure is an advance.

_____________________________

Walking nightmare...

(in reply to littlewonder)
Profile   Post #: 32
RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? - 2/24/2013 2:10:35 PM   
Lucifyre


Posts: 1067
Joined: 3/27/2012
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: xssve


quote:

ORIGINAL: littlewonder

If you can think it someone has used it.

Milk seems to be popular in Japanese porn.



That one I can't quite figure - possibly it helps absorb odors? i.e., a lot of people enjoy anal stimulation but don't like the smell, which is one reason for getting into enemas to begin with..

Seems to me it would just then just smell like sour milk, which I'm not sure is an advance.



Nope, milk alone does not mask the smell of expulsion. However, Milk mixed with molasses does a rather decent job of it. (makes your asshole smell like cookies LOL) Watch out however for the accompying cramps that go with an M&M. The sugar in the molasses releases gas....it's a rather effective one for punishment that won't irritate your insides like a soapy one will.

Luci

_____________________________

"Batteries? OMG, Bitch Please! My Shit plugs in!"
I do this because it fucking feels good.
I like girls who like girls
The thing about standards is: There are SO many to choose from.

(in reply to xssve)
Profile   Post #: 33
RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? - 2/24/2013 2:34:51 PM   
xssve


Posts: 3589
Joined: 10/10/2009
Status: offline 		The more ya know...

_____________________________

Walking nightmare...

(in reply to Lucifyre)
Profile   Post #: 34
RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? - 2/24/2013 2:43:28 PM   
littlewonder


Posts: 15659
Status: offline 		From what I've read, milk is used just as a visual effect. They seem to like the white color.

_____________________________

Nothing has changed
Everything has changed

(in reply to xssve)
Profile   Post #: 35
RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? - 2/25/2013 8:04:49 AM   
pompeii


Posts: 934
Joined: 1/4/2007
From: Silicon Valley, San Jose, California
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
Watch if you dare.



oooooh. I wish I had not seen that!

(in reply to Hillwilliam)
Profile   Post #: 36
RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? - 2/25/2013 8:19:50 AM   
Longerthanyou


Posts: 48
Joined: 5/2/2012
Status: offline 		I had always wondered about that milk in the Japanese porn.

(in reply to intellisubbear)
Profile   Post #: 37
RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? - 2/26/2013 2:16:32 AM   
SexyThoughts


Posts: 180
Joined: 7/14/2011
Status: offline 		Japan is just copying America "...Kellogg made sure that the bowel of each and every patient was plied with water, from above and below. His favorite device was an enema machine that could rapidly instill several gallons of water in a series of enemas. Every water enema was followed by a pint of yogurt — half was eaten, the other half was administered by enema, “thus planting the protective germs where they are most needed and may render most effective service." The yogurt served to replace the intestinal flora of the bowel, creating what Kellogg claimed was a squeaky-clean intestine....."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg#Battle_Creek_Sanitarium

Or the kinky hollywood version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8jnIJAJujo


< Message edited by SexyThoughts -- 2/26/2013 2:26:05 AM >

(in reply to Longerthanyou)
Profile   Post #: 38
Page:   <<   < prev  1 [2]
All Forums >> [Community Discussions] >> General BDSM Discussion >> RE: What else do people use for enemas besides coffee? Page: <<   < prev  1 [2]
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.125