Vendaval -> RE: Posers Online (6/24/2006 4:50:18 PM)
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I purpose the new improved Odorama experience brought from the movie theatres direct to your computer, for the low indroductry price of $89.99 per month. Failing that, you can use snail mail and have the person in question submit sweat samples and then rate their aromatic plentitude. On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the lowest and 10 being the highest 1 smells like old shoes 2 smells like wet dog (benji overboard!) 3 smells like dirty laundry 4 smells like mud/dirt/clay 5 smells like a clean human 6 smells like a clean, perfumed and deodorized human 7 smells like sugar and spice and everything nice 8 smells like your favorite desserts 9 smells like your favorite wine 10 smells like hot, sweaty, sex Vendaval quote:
ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote:
ORIGINAL: OedipusRexIt What do non-newbies smell like, I wonder? (sniff?) I just checked and right now this newbie smells like.......... Lever 2000 body wash, Secret deoderant, Bounce dryer sheets and Belong perfume as opposed to NON-newbies........they prolly smell like Ivory, Mennen, Tide and Old Spice????
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