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LadyPact -> Worst watching for pre play (2/13/2013 10:18:36 AM)

Yes, it's stupid and I'm posting it anyway.

(Hey, at least it's not another findom thread.)

I have come to a personal conclusion. One of the worst things to leave on the tv before a good, intense scene is.........

The Westminster Dog Show!

I'm not a big dog person, but these were some seriously beautiful animals that were a part of the event. It seemed like every minute or two, I was going, "aw, how cute" and "0oh, isn't that one fuzzy and furry".

Oh, and it isn't just the dogs in the show. This thing is sponsored by all kinds of pet food commercials where they have ads with puppies and kittens and all sorts of sadist kryptonite. Adorable little creatures that make a person pause before wanting to beat somebody. Doing all kinds of cute, little things that are captured fantastically on camera that makes a person want to run out and donate to the SPCA.

This all culminated with the winner of the show. This little guy named "Banana Joe" who was such a cute little bastard that he literally SMILED during his final judging run around the ring.

MP thought the cuteness factor on Me was funny as hell. Switching gears took real effort on My part.

That's ok, though. Someday, when he's really getting his sadist thing on, I'm going to bring a fucking basket of kittens and yarn into the play space. Let's see if it's funny then!




Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Worst watching for pre play (2/13/2013 11:28:29 AM)

I just read recently that dogs are the second most successful mammalian species on earth, just behind humans, largely because they have adapted to manipulate humans into providing for and protecting them. My own life reflects the accuracy of this, and the effect Banana Joe had on Lady P is proof positive...




TheLilSquaw1 -> RE: Worst watching for pre play (2/13/2013 1:23:47 PM)

quote:

That's ok, though. Someday, when he's really getting his sadist thing on, I'm going to bring a fucking basket of kittens and yarn into the play space. Let's see if it's funny then!


See that is sadistic to me because I am NOT a cat person.
(which is crazy since I enjoy kitty play)


But it wouldn't be cute. Lol




absolutchocolat -> RE: Worst watching for pre play (2/13/2013 3:58:50 PM)

I was all ready to spank my submissive yesterday, and a lady gets on the bus with a cute silver poodle. I just about melted! I love puppies!!!




ShaharThorne -> RE: Worst watching for pre play (2/13/2013 7:53:06 PM)

Pictures LP or it never happened! LOL!!!




littlewonder -> RE: Worst watching for pre play (2/13/2013 7:58:13 PM)

hahaha...Master loves it when I go "aaaawwww, how cuuuute!" I apparently get this little girl voice and look on my face that he says he finds adorable. He starts to laugh which makes me laugh lol.

but ssshhh...he does it too when he sees something that he finds cute....like cute little kids who are all smiles and laughing or cute little kitty cats, especially his own. [;)]

We so act like little kids sometimes. [:D]




UnholyBear -> RE: Worst watching for pre play (2/14/2013 3:54:48 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact



MP thought the cuteness factor on Me was funny as hell. Switching gears took real effort on My part.






Great...just bloody great Lady P........you just ruined my image of you being all stern and strict. sheesh!



Another no-no is having the tv tuned to America's Funniest Videos.




DesFIP -> RE: Worst watching for pre play (2/15/2013 9:30:50 PM)

He had the tv still on the channel I had been watching New Scandinavian Cooking on. It had moved to recreations of antique feasts. I requested we switch it to a music channel as otherwise I was going to be distracted by foods people used to eat and no longer do. Lark tongues anyone?




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