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RE: Penis shrink - 2/13/2013 10:16:22 PM   
Notsweet


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ORIGINAL: intellisubbear

Bearing in mind that a clit is, I think, the same thing as an undeveloped penis, I'm gonna guess it'll take hefty hormones plus surgery to cut you down to size.


What?

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RE: Penis shrink - 2/14/2013 12:04:49 AM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail
dip it in icewater, or you want to put it in therapy, you mean?  Go with a freudian on that one, then. 
What he said. LOL

Someone sent me one of those "would you like to castrate...?! emails." Instead my usual, get lost wacko, I asked him to name the time and place. Haven't heard back. M


< Message edited by BlkTallFullfig -- 2/14/2013 12:05:19 AM >

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RE: Penis shrink - 2/14/2013 12:07:22 AM   
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Stand in front of a woman who will laugh at it.


Dammit. Beat me to it.


But it's a dumb question. You should be asking, "Anyone know how to stretch a cunt?"

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RE: Penis shrink - 2/14/2013 12:08:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		That's easy. Go through natural childbirth OR have so much sex that eventually you lose your tightness or just wait to get old.


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RE: Penis shrink - 2/14/2013 7:05:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		An ice pack on my husband's crotch gets his organ small enough to get into his chastity device.

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RE: Penis shrink - 2/14/2013 8:13:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		I just remembered this quote from one my favorite Valentine's Day movies

Notting Hill (1999). Spike: "Just going to the kitchen to get some food, then I'm going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins."



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RE: Penis shrink - 2/14/2013 10:05:21 PM   
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RE: Penis shrink - 2/14/2013 10:15:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEnKLhi83J8

OMG, that's the first thing I thought of!!!

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RE: Penis shrink - 2/15/2013 6:25:47 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sissygirlygirl

Anybody know how to shrink a penis ?


Ice does the trick.

(Ex wives and their attorneys are equally as effective).

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RE: Penis shrink - 2/15/2013 8:31:05 PM   
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RE: Penis shrink - 2/15/2013 9:34:54 PM   
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RE: Penis shrink - 2/16/2013 6:43:03 PM   
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Status: offline 		If someone would use every dick-shrinking advice on this topic, I bet they won't have anything left

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RE: Penis shrink - 2/16/2013 10:57:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		I can’t stand it anymore. All your insincere or haphazard suggestions. Like ice . . . seriously, is he supposed to walk around with his cock in a cooler? I gather from the OP that he is sincerely looking for a workable penis shrinkage solution, not just from trolling for wank fodder.

Your feeble and insincere replies have forced me to take the time to set this brit straight about penis shrinkage. Here is how you shrink a penis.







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RE: Penis shrink - 2/17/2013 12:12:59 AM   
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Status: offline 		I really kept ignoring this thread, but when I saw you had posted, I had to pop in, knowing there would be something so wonderfully informative (and of course hysterical).

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RE: Penis shrink - 2/17/2013 12:15:44 AM   
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RE: Penis shrink - 2/17/2013 5:29:46 PM   
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RE: Penis shrink - 2/17/2013 5:34:50 PM   
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RE: Penis shrink - 2/17/2013 5:39:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		Usually guys try to find ways to "enhance" their size.So this takes the question from another angle.For me,I wasn't blessed with "size" but it works and thats what matters to me.I don't care to change my size.I just wish it wasn't an issue for some people but I know I am quite content and comfortable with all of what my Higher Power made me.

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RE: Penis shrink - 3/8/2013 4:50:51 AM   
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RE: Penis shrink - 3/8/2013 9:01:28 AM   
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