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MrRodgers -> History's greatest conspiracy theories ? (2/15/2013 9:12:13 AM)
What are yours ? Which of the many of 1000's of conspiracy theories throughout history are your favorites. I have two I think that have to rank at the very top. FIRST...The world is not the center of the universe ? I mean can you imagine that ? Surely whoever suggests such a prospect...must be ill, a crack pot or a nut job or worse...absolutely crazy. Marginalized at best, ostracized, beaten, jailed and even murdered...at worst. Because true to fact, motherfucker...the world IS the center of the universe. All you have to do is just look. SECOND The world is round. Now whoever thinks this is truly ready for the proverbial rubber room. Now really, just being an ignorant fool, crazy even, we wouldn't want him to be able to...hurt himself. Everybody knows the world if flat surrounded by the life-giving oceans held in by the gods..or something pretty close to it. But that never-ending cliff or monster-infested ocean will if challenged beyond its brim...seal your fate in death. So here is a fellow or people who are more than just a nut or disturbed, they must be jailed or even killed to keep up such blasphemy. Think about these cybersluts. Enjoy a real intellectually stimulating adventure. Read all about it ? No, not the latest craziness but history's greatest conspiracy theories for something like 2000 years or say approx. the amount of time since the world first used his intellect with lexicon, alphabet, numbers, language and ultimately...science. Yet, for all of countless generations, it was illness, blasphemy and heresy for almost anyone to suggest such a crazy what ? Crazy conspiracy theory. Imagine the 100's even 1000's of people that would all have to be in on it. So don't make us think you such an egregious sinner. Rather, you think of all that history of society, all of the research by the experts confirming the facts that just simply requires us ney, the whole of mankind, to recognize that the world is flat and is also in fact...at the center of the universe. What would'd be your craziest conspiracy theory ?

Fellow -> RE: History's greatest conspiracy theories ? (2/15/2013 10:07:36 AM)
I think the greatest is the 911 theory the government propagates (20 bearded men from caves ...).

MrRodgers -> RE: History's greatest conspiracy theories ? (2/15/2013 10:27:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Fellow I think the greatest is the 911 theory the government propagates (20 bearded men from caves ...). Certainly among the most brilliantly if still very tragically successful public/private conspiracies of modern history. I mean if what you have is true, unfortunately...we know what that proves for us ? Who worse to be wrong or even duped let alone fail to protect the pentagon, than...your own govt. ?

Moonhead -> RE: History's greatest conspiracy theories ? (2/15/2013 12:58:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Fellow I think the greatest is the 911 theory the government propagates (20 bearded men from caves ...). Well quite. That's far less absurd than the government apparatus that couldn't keep Watergate or Clinton's taste for getting his cock sucked quiet faking the whole thing, isn't it?

MrRodgers -> RE: History's greatest conspiracy theories ? (2/15/2013 1:40:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Moonhead quote: ORIGINAL: Fellow I think the greatest is the 911 theory the government propagates (20 bearded men from caves ...). Well quite. That's far less absurd than the government apparatus that couldn't keep Watergate or Clinton's taste for getting his cock sucked quiet faking the whole thing, isn't it? The difference in the overwhelming resources and simply all that is at stake, informs of a whole different world then that of break-ins and blow jobs. Precisely when it comes to such executive branch and security apparatus incompetence...irrespective of the conspiracy. BTW, the only thing that worked in the Watergate (Nixon) affair, was the white house tape recorder, the tapes from which Nixon unbelievably (arrogantly) didn't destroy.

Moonhead -> RE: History's greatest conspiracy theories ? (2/15/2013 1:43:57 PM)
Not really, no. If they couldn't keep the one quiet, then they couldn't draw a discreet veil over the other, either. Not unless we're proposing a whole shadow government who keep the people you've elected to run the country in the dark as they pursue their own sinister agenda, of course...

Real0ne -> RE: History's greatest conspiracy theories ? (2/15/2013 3:09:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Moonhead Well quite. That's far less absurd than the government apparatus that couldn't keep Watergate or Clinton's taste for getting his cock sucked quiet faking the whole thing, isn't it? what makes you think they wanted to? LOL what makes you think conspiracies need to be secret? there try that one on for size!

Real0ne -> RE: History's greatest conspiracy theories ? (2/15/2013 3:16:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MrRodgers The difference in the overwhelming resources and simply all that is at stake, informs of a whole different world then that of break-ins and blow jobs. Precisely when it comes to such executive branch and security apparatus incompetence...irrespective of the conspiracy. BTW, the only thing that worked in the Watergate (Nixon) affair, was the white house tape recorder, the tapes from which Nixon unbelievably (arrogantly) didn't destroy. but the government understands the principles of magic. If they want to sneak up and shoot you from the left they will distract you so you and everyone else is looking to the right. They wont personally do it, some operative will do it from another country and just by luck escape in the nick of time never to be found. The government is innocent of any wrong doing. I didnt do it! It is the oldest and most simple trick in the book. So when he was getting his dick sucked what was going on behind th scenes that they did not want the public at large to be fully cognizant of? then of course vilify anyone who kept their eye on the ball instead of the distractions. Incompetence can be sued out as fiduciary breach and or breach or trust.

Toysinbabeland -> RE: History's greatest conspiracy theories ? (2/15/2013 3:19:00 PM)
Yesterday I got the secret message in the mailbox marked 'tampons' from the public ladies room. Fortunately the submissive that attended the bathroom with me (as you know it's the secret societies rule that we MUST go in pairs) acted as my lookout. The message said you would write this thread. That's because They control you. But you won't remember ....in fact,.....you'll only remember that the {Message edited by BIG SISTER™ for content.}

Real0ne -> RE: History's greatest conspiracy theories ? (2/15/2013 3:25:01 PM)
MK-ULTRA

Powergamz1 -> RE: History's greatest conspiracy theories ? (2/15/2013 3:48:22 PM)
Favorite tin foil hat conspiracy theory that flies in the face of all common sense? That there are 2 different major political parties in the United state, one good, and one evil, opposed to each other at every turn. Amazing that millions of people still fall for that one in spite of exhaustive proof to the contrary.

Real0ne -> RE: History's greatest conspiracy theories ? (2/15/2013 3:55:58 PM)
yeh they are the same and both evil! LOLOL This is a great thread! how about the sky is blue? lmao

Moonhead -> RE: History's greatest conspiracy theories ? (2/15/2013 4:07:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Real0ne what makes you think they wanted to? LOL Burglaries and denials, mostly. It isn't like either set out to get themselves impeached.

Real0ne -> RE: History's greatest conspiracy theories ? (2/15/2013 4:21:34 PM)
what a bassackwards koolaid description of the situation. see the way the game is played in the big leagues since they have all the fucking money in the world they could ever want and if they do not they will simply RAISE TAXES and then sue knowing fully they will lose. I realize how hard this is for some people to wrap their mind around such incredible complexities as psychology 00000001. LOL

WantsOfTheFlesh -> RE: History's greatest conspiracy theories ? (2/15/2013 5:13:12 PM)
fail ta see how thinking the earth was round or not the center of the universe is conspiracy theory unless ya think 12 foot lizards were suppressin' the troof? it was a scientific belief that challenged religious society so some folks got enraged.

Real0ne -> RE: History's greatest conspiracy theories ? (2/15/2013 6:24:21 PM)
Mind Control

Marc2b -> RE: History's greatest conspiracy theories ? (2/16/2013 7:22:43 AM)
Did ya ever notice that most hot dogs are sold in packages of ten while most hot dog buns are sold in packages of eight? You have to buy five packages of buns and four packages of hot dogs just to make them even out! Clearly there is a conspiracy afoot to make my buy more hot dogs and buns than I need! Who is profiting from this blatant market manipulation?

calamitysandra -> RE: History's greatest conspiracy theories ? (2/16/2013 11:55:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b Did ya ever notice that most hot dogs are sold in packages of ten while most hot dog buns are sold in packages of eight? You have to buy five packages of buns and four packages of hot dogs just to make them even out! Clearly there is a conspiracy afoot to make my buy more hot dogs and buns than I need! Who is profiting from this blatant market manipulation? Well, cardiologists, of course!

Real0ne -> RE: History's greatest conspiracy theories ? (2/16/2013 9:55:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b Did ya ever notice that most hot dogs are sold in packages of ten while most hot dog buns are sold in packages of eight? You have to buy five packages of buns and four packages of hot dogs just to make them even out! Clearly there is a conspiracy afoot to make my buy more hot dogs and buns than I need! Who is profiting from this blatant market manipulation? finally someone posts a real conspiracy. I laughed my ass off when I seen this one

TheHeretic -> RE: History's greatest conspiracy theories ? (2/16/2013 10:01:06 PM)
I'm always torn between the moon landing being fake, and pro wrestling being real.

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