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Rasnow -> RE: Tacky profile shots (2/19/2013 9:49:00 PM)
Cock and/or ab shots. The person could actually be awesome but I still immediately make up my mind that they're a twat

theRose4U -> RE: Tacky profile shots (2/19/2013 9:57:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level Yes. [:D] Plus, when he farts, it sounds like a kazoo solo. [sm=jaw.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]

littlewonder -> RE: Tacky profile shots (2/19/2013 10:10:35 PM)
Everytime I see this thread it just keeps bringing me back to this image I have in my head that I saw many, many years ago. [&:] I was once holding a play party and there was this very elderly couple who attended. I think he was in his 90's and she was in her late 80's. So everyone is getting relaxed, lots of nude bodies because there was lots of play going on. And then she proceeds to undress. Let's just say I've never seen so much hair on a woman in my entire life and let's not even talk about her privates. I had to excuse myself from the area because I just could not look at her. It was really, really scarey. I mean, she wasn't very good looking to begin with. She could barely stand straight due to osteoporosis and she was a nice enough lady....it was just.....[sm=eeew.gif] Now I'm going to have this in my head all night. MOMMY! [sm=binky.gif]

Notsweet -> RE: Tacky profile shots (2/19/2013 10:41:43 PM)
Little Wonder--if you're lucky, one day you'll be there too. :)

littlewonder -> RE: Tacky profile shots (2/19/2013 10:45:06 PM)
I've already told Master that I refuse to look old. That's why there is healthy lifestyle and why they invented plastic surgery. [;)]

jlf1961 -> RE: Tacky profile shots (2/19/2013 11:02:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: littlewonder I've already told Master that I refuse to look old. That's why there is healthy lifestyle and why they invented plastic surgery. [;)] I have sent a message to the Galactic Genetic Modification Center asking that I be genetically modified to make me look 35, have a six hundred year life span, changes in my metabolism to increase the usage of food intake instead of it being stored, bones with the strength of steel, an electrical nervous system, not electrochemical, the epitome of what women consider good looks to die for, and staying power to last through six or seven woman's orgasms before I cum, at least two hours worth of staying power.

Extravagasm -> RE: Tacky profile shots (2/19/2013 11:31:04 PM)
quote: jlf1961: I have sent a message to the Galactic Genetic Modification Center asking that I be genetically modified to make me look 35, have a six hundred year life span, changes in my metabolism to increase the usage of food intake instead of it being stored, bones with the strength of steel, an electrical nervous system, not electrochemical, the epitome of what women consider good looks to die for, and staying power to last through six or seven woman's orgasms LOL. They're sending a rain check, Jeff. "The selection you ordered is currently out of production, with no certain date given. Surprising how fast they went. Sorry for any inconvenience this has caused you. Feel free to take advantage of our many other fine offerings. Note that our Hawaiian shirts are currently 2 for 1. And for the more discriminating taste, don't overlook our gentlemen's summer bio hazard suit. " . . . .

Missokyst -> RE: Tacky profile shots (2/20/2013 1:06:46 PM)
Ugh. I was just over on the other side and the pics are not bad today. But the names! I cannot believe at least 6 men out there are seeking sex with members of the same family. Ewww

TNDommeK -> RE: Tacky profile shots (2/20/2013 1:12:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissBlueangel Anything gaping......balk!!! Womens genitals which looked like an over=stuffed donner kebab (sorry American folk..its a local dish ). Not an attractive look Ugggh I just had one of these yesterday. Lol

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Tacky profile shots (2/20/2013 5:58:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Missokyst ICK. Since I have been checking out the otherside I have noticed the various profile shots on the main page and the avatars of people who check me out or drop me a line. UGH... There is nothing worse than being assaulted by the visual of a guy with his legs wide open and pulled over his shoulders with hairy balls dangling over a buttplug, especially before my first cup of coffee. What are some images that have burned into your brain as a main pic? And, do they make eye bleach? I need to scrub my eyes. I just put a video of my intestinal tract up. I actually think it's fairly impressive.

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