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blonds/hot wax - 4/5/2004 12:44:57 AM

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Did you hear about the blond who purchased dripless candles for her hot wax experience?

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RE: blonds/hot wax - 4/5/2004 2:55:17 PM

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a beer and starts telling a blond joke.

"Wait a minute," says the bartender, "let me stop you right there. I'm blond. The person on your left is blond. The person on your right is blond. We all lift weights daily. Do you still want to tell that blond joke?"

"No," says the blind man, "I don't want to explain it three times."

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Blond joke - 4/16/2004 1:20:53 PM

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A man's father was on his deathbed. The doctors gave his father two weeks to live. He was set to inherit $20 Million.

He figured he could not enjoy the newfound wealth alone. He went to singles bar. He saw a beautiful blond and said, "I'm just a normal guy, but my father will die in two weeks and leave me $20 Million."

She went home with him and in one week she was his stepmother.

Blonds are not THAT stupid.

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RE: Blond joke - 8/11/2005 1:03:58 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: iwillserveu

A man's father was on his deathbed. The doctors gave his father two weeks to live. He was set to inherit $20 Million.

He figured he could not enjoy the newfound wealth alone. He went to singles bar. He saw a beautiful blond and said, "I'm just a normal guy, but my father will die in two weeks and leave me $20 Million."

She went home with him and in one week she was his stepmother.

Blonds are not THAT stupid.

-giggles- Cute!!

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RE: Blond joke - 8/11/2005 7:37:25 PM

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Two blonds are sitting on a park bench one evening. The first blond turns to the second blond and asks "which is farther away, the moon or florida?"

The second blond replies "Well DUH, Can you SEE florida?"

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RE: Blond joke - 8/21/2005 7:10:47 AM

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Heard this one before it still cracks me up.

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RE: Blond joke - 8/21/2005 8:36:34 AM

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Blond and redhead heading to do daily banking. Reaching the bank the blond walked into it............The redhead used the door.

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