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Notsweet -> RE: so i'm thinking..... (2/23/2013 9:37:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

Wait, no. I've had a positive effect on somebody here?

Now you've GOT to be kidding me! LMAO!

Dusky, you are so sweet! I've lost an entire morning watching your animal videos (and a couple that I was certain were going to get pulled because of age things, but that baby talking to her dad had me crying laughing. Think I sent you a note about it because I was afraid you'd get in trouble!).

But thank you so much. You couldn't be sweeter if you tried.



Hmm, why do I feel like chopped liver with a side of ramps and brussel sprouts?[;)]


Aw, don't. You're very sweet, but then I don't want to damage your reputation for being a grumpy curmudgeon. Who sleeps with six dogs.

I dated a Ranger once. I know when you say you're crazy, you ain't kidding.

Also, I'm not sure I've ever had ramps, but don't be trash talkin' chopped liver--which is the food of the gods, or Brussels sprouts, which, aside from artichokes and watermelon, are the best thing to ever pop from the ground.







Duskypearls -> RE: so i'm thinking..... (2/23/2013 9:46:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

Wait, no. I've had a positive effect on somebody here?

Now you've GOT to be kidding me! LMAO!

Dusky, you are so sweet! I've lost an entire morning watching your animal videos (and a couple that I was certain were going to get pulled because of age things, but that baby talking to her dad had me crying laughing. Think I sent you a note about it because I was afraid you'd get in trouble!).

But thank you so much. You couldn't be sweeter if you tried.



Hmm, why do I feel like chopped liver with a side of ramps and brussel sprouts?[;)]


Ramps? Don't I wish I was foraging in the mountains of the northeast. Ain't nothing better than freshly dug ramps, raw or cooked!




jlf1961 -> RE: so i'm thinking..... (2/23/2013 9:52:36 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

Wait, no. I've had a positive effect on somebody here?

Now you've GOT to be kidding me! LMAO!

Dusky, you are so sweet! I've lost an entire morning watching your animal videos (and a couple that I was certain were going to get pulled because of age things, but that baby talking to her dad had me crying laughing. Think I sent you a note about it because I was afraid you'd get in trouble!).

But thank you so much. You couldn't be sweeter if you tried.



Hmm, why do I feel like chopped liver with a side of ramps and brussel sprouts?[;)]


Aw, don't. You're very sweet, but then I don't want to damage your reputation for being a grumpy curmudgeon. Who sleeps with six dogs.

I dated a Ranger once. I know when you say you're crazy, you ain't kidding.

Also, I'm not sure I've ever had ramps, but don't be trash talkin' chopped liver--which is the food of the gods, or Brussels sprouts, which, aside from artichokes and watermelon, are the best thing to ever pop from the ground.







Ramps are a member of the leek family, but have a few undesirable effects on human or animal metabolism.

Eating them affects your body odor in such a way that the term "unpleasant" is an understatement. They grow wild in the southern Appalachian mountains, and when they are in season, which is late summer or early fall, school kids will eat them just to get suspended from school because of the intolerable body odor.

I am unaware of how it happened, but somehow, chopped ramps were substituted for chopped onions in the officer's mess at battalion when all battalion officers all the way down to platoon level were required to eat with the battalion commander.

Of course the fact this incident happened after the esteemed battalion commander, during an inspection, discovered three quarts of rather good Western North Carolina non taxed or federally licensed whiskey which he ordered dumped down a toilet had no bearing on why this occurred, and who the individual or individuals were that orchestrated such a covert action that resulted in all the officers having a rather strong scent, which could be detected by the untrained nose at a fair distance providing the wind was right.

I can neither confirm or deny any involvement in this non sanctioned operation against allegedly friendly personnel.

Other than myself, there were five other men in my company that had family ties to the region or actually grew up there.




jlf1961 -> RE: so i'm thinking..... (2/23/2013 9:53:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

Wait, no. I've had a positive effect on somebody here?

Now you've GOT to be kidding me! LMAO!

Dusky, you are so sweet! I've lost an entire morning watching your animal videos (and a couple that I was certain were going to get pulled because of age things, but that baby talking to her dad had me crying laughing. Think I sent you a note about it because I was afraid you'd get in trouble!).

But thank you so much. You couldn't be sweeter if you tried.



Hmm, why do I feel like chopped liver with a side of ramps and brussel sprouts?[;)]


Ramps? Don't I wish I was foraging in the mountains of the northeast. Ain't nothing better than freshly dug ramps, raw or cooked!



You seem to be forgetting the affect on the eater's body odor, arent you?

I mean you can tell someone ate ramps just by the way they smell.




Duskypearls -> RE: so i'm thinking..... (2/23/2013 10:07:11 PM)

Who cares about the smell, they're so yummy. I love how they get sweet when sauteed or steamed. I'm a rampaholic and proud of it.

I remember back in the day, foraging for ramp, cattail shoots, young fiddlehead fern and wild mushrooms, and sauteeing that up in extra virgin oilve oil w/plenty of wild garlic w/gorgonzola cheese & white wine thrown in at the last minute. Talk about heavenly!




jlf1961 -> RE: so i'm thinking..... (2/23/2013 10:35:29 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

Who cares about the smell, they're so yummy. I love how they get sweet when sauteed or steamed. I'm a rampaholic and proud of it.

I remember back in the day, foraging for ramp, cattail shoots, young fiddlehead fern and wild mushrooms, and sauteeing that up in extra virgin oilve oil w/plenty of wild garlic w/gorgonzola cheese & white wine thrown in at the last minute. Talk about heavenly!



Substitute the ramps with large home grown onions, (not sweet) keep everything else, and maybe add some chunks of lean smoked ham, or home cured bacon in the mix, or maybe some native trout?

Sorry I am primarily a carnivore, I need meat to survive.




TAFKAA -> RE: so i'm thinking..... (2/23/2013 11:54:18 PM)

Look, hammer this into your brain - men always, always, ALWAYS judge a woman on her sexual behaviour. If any man tells you otherwise, HE. IS. LYING.

Or desperate.

"I love to play with couples" = "easy bisexual slut".

Now, time for some hard fucking truth.

Who and what we attract is a function of who we are.

We transmit who we are through body language, posture, word choice and how we react. In a very real sense, the self is always showing through. What that means is that men will believe what your own behaviour and body language tells them. If you lack confidence or self-belief, this will transmit itself to the people you interact with.

Try this: Just have a fucking blast doing whatever you're doing. Build a life that is complete without anyone else in it and men will clamor to join you. Self-sufficiency and self-possession are immensely attractive. If you're home Friday night, then ENJOY it - don't live your life based on what other people THINK you should be doing with your time.




Notsweet -> RE: so i'm thinking..... (2/24/2013 7:24:46 AM)

Noted. Thank you!!




JeffBC -> RE: so i'm thinking..... (2/24/2013 10:50:18 AM)

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ORIGINAL: plesto
... in person this won't affect you.

I somehow doubt that very much.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: so i'm thinking..... (2/24/2013 2:01:16 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


You're so funny, I'm coming to get you and fuck you.


Lookie, we're both subs. What the hell we gonna do, sit around and wait for the flogger to jump up and whip us?


Ya know...about 10 years ago or so, a woman told me "I think you're a Dom in sub clothing".

I told her "if I ever tried to Dom a woman, one of us better have 911 preset on the phone 'cause we're both gonna crack a rib from laughing too hard".




LookieNoNookie -> RE: so i'm thinking..... (2/24/2013 2:02:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

You guys. Always threatening stimulating and erotic torture, then falling asleep on the sofa watching Dr. Who.

Meanwhile, I'm running up the electric bill with the Hitachi. Good thing I know the difference between that and a Hibachi, or I'd asphyxiate.


(Plus, you'd burn your fingers trying to send emails).




LookieNoNookie -> RE: so i'm thinking..... (2/24/2013 2:04:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

Anyone remember the old Steve Martin bit about his cats embezzling from him, and buying cat toys that he couldn't take back, becuse they were covered in cat spit?



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Notsweet -> RE: so i'm thinking..... (2/24/2013 3:18:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: JeffBC

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ORIGINAL: plesto
... in person this won't affect you.

I somehow doubt that very much.


Jeff? Not sure I understood what you were saying here. Please expand on that thought? Thanks :)




Notsweet -> RE: so i'm thinking..... (2/24/2013 3:20:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

You guys. Always threatening stimulating and erotic torture, then falling asleep on the sofa watching Dr. Who.

Meanwhile, I'm running up the electric bill with the Hitachi. Good thing I know the difference between that and a Hibachi, or I'd asphyxiate.


(Plus, you'd burn your fingers trying to send emails).


You can send emails on the Hitachi??
What CAN'T that magnificent machine do???




Notsweet -> RE: so i'm thinking..... (2/24/2013 3:21:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

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So, all my cat are belong to you?




Notsweet -> RE: so i'm thinking..... (2/24/2013 6:51:46 PM)

You know, that cat looks like my William!




LookieNoNookie -> RE: so i'm thinking..... (2/24/2013 9:16:55 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

You know, that cat looks like my William!


I've re-named him Beatrice, the 17th.




Notsweet -> RE: so i'm thinking..... (2/24/2013 9:24:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

You know, that cat looks like my William!


I've re-named him Beatrice, the 17th.


You renamed who? The cat getting goosed?




kalikshama -> RE: so i'm thinking..... (2/25/2013 5:15:38 PM)

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I'm middle aged, and I've got a couple of extra pounds, but I'm not bad looking, and I'm a terrific sub.


Ditto here, and I've recently met a keeper. He contacted me on OKCupid. I'm completely out as kinky there; he's not, and at one point I emailed him to say that I'd like to meet but I needed to know how kinky he was. (He'd been dancing around it, preferring to discuss it in person.) Now, we laugh about my fears that he wasn't kinky enough. (And are planning to meet each other's parents and friends this weekend.)

Hang in there!




LookieNoNookie -> RE: so i'm thinking..... (2/25/2013 5:38:33 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

You know, that cat looks like my William!


I've re-named him Beatrice, the 17th.


You renamed who? The cat getting goosed?


Your cat.

Beatrice.

(He's been neutered. I'm pimping him....her....he's my cats' bitch).




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