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jlf1961 -> I am thinking of changing my Profile discreption... (2/23/2013 8:26:48 AM)
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This is for the people who keep getting stupid cmails from people who are obviously looking for cash, a sugar daddy/mama, or are just plain crazy.
In my case, I have listed the postives about me, and most of the time I get cmails from women who clearly were not born speaking the English language, or from subs/slaves that need money to pay off a debt to a former master/dom before they are released, are a little too strange, or write messages using text speak and worded like a high school student.
So I am thinking on changing my profile to read as follows:
Here are the facts:
1) I am not that handsome when you compare me to the "perfect stud looks" portrayed by the media.
2) I am a cynical old geezer critter that owns six dogs.
3) I snore
4) I prefer intellectual conversations over "Did you watch American Idol?"
5) I dont go to movies, because in my opinion it is a ripoff scam by theater owners. Come on, $7,50 for a bucket of pop corn? $3.00 for a large drink? $12 bucks for a damn ticket? The food, seats, floors and bathrooms have not changed much since 1964 when I went to my first move theater. Granted, for the most part, the movies have gotten a hell of a lot worse, with few exceptions, and Titanic was not one of the exceptions.
6) The only bar I go to is one owned by an ex GI who has the ex military crowd going there, no dance floor, no live music, four pool tables, a juke box with classics from sixties through the eighties, and the decor is basic military base NCO club.
7) My idea of a dinner out is a hole in the wall family run steak and bbq place that has a dirt parking lot.
8) I dont dance
9) Did I mention I was a cynical old geezer?
10) The last concert I went to was 1987, Aerosmith.
12) I have a mortgage and cannot afford to pay off your debt to a former master or pay for a ticket out of whatever country you happen to be in.
13) I am buying a house with my sister, who is also in the life style. The reason is simple, on her disability she cannot afford to live alone. Family is important to me. Deal with it.
14) If you like the finer things in life such as furs, diamonds, fancy dinners or travel to exotic places, I am not the person for you. I consider going to the Rattlesnake round up or Marfa to see the lights as an exotic trip. I have no desire to visit California because the ground has a habit of moving without warning, and I have been to New York city, I will go there after I have been dead six months and some asshole digs up my body.
15) On any given night, one or two of my dogs sleep on my bed, they were here first, if you dont like it, sleep in the closet.
16) I do not listen to very many "artists" who have released music since 1992. Rap, punk, death metal, hip hop, or any other music of that type is not played in my house, on my property, and if it were up to me, in the county.
17) I like guns and I hunt. I would not kill Bambi, but his father is fair game, and when Bambi grows up, he is as well.
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