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michaelGA2 -> commercials (6/21/2006 8:26:14 AM)

has anyone ever seen the new line of Burger King commercials?

my question is, what is this telling us about the Whopper? How does one have sex with a Whopper, have two children, one a Whopper Jr. and a regular daughter? is the Whopper fertile?

LOL, just silly ole me and a mind working overtime.

any other commercials out there that make people go...hmmmmmmmmmmmm?




NakedOnMyChain -> RE: commercials (6/21/2006 10:39:17 AM)

I suppose the Whopper could be fertile.  After all, I've heard about what some people do to the food in fast food restaurants.

<shudder>




Gauge -> RE: commercials (6/21/2006 11:07:44 AM)

quote:

any other commercials out there that make people go...hmmmmmmmmmmmm?


Good topic.

I can't fucking stand the damn Snickers commercials. They are absolutely one of the most idiotic, blatantly stupid things to hit TV since reality TV.

What the hell are these people thinking?

Also, the Cadillac commercials... it is time to get new music folks. The 'Been a long time since I've Rock 'n Rolled' Led Zepplin tune is just nerve grating.

One more... The ad for D'sorono (or however it is spelled) where the bartender is fixing drinks; a D'sorono sour, a D'sorono martini and this woman (nice to look at) orders D'sorono on the rocks. Then he goes to pour her another and she stops him and takes the ice cube out and puts into her mouth sensually... well, the look on the guy's face makes him look as if he has failed the second grade for the 20th time and he has a tough time even mixing drinks. Dumb, Dumb, Dumb.




michaelGA2 -> RE: commercials (6/21/2006 11:13:30 AM)

makes me wonder just what they put into those burgers anyway...<shudders>




FelinePersuasion -> RE: commercials (6/21/2006 11:22:16 AM)

how about the big bucking chicken comercial lol that was so stupid, now they changed it to big hucking chicken.




michaelGA2 -> RE: commercials (6/21/2006 11:23:15 AM)

i used "Big Fuckin' Chicken" myself

LOL




FelinePersuasion -> RE: commercials (6/21/2006 12:13:20 PM)

I really hate those viagra comercials where they show bob finally being happy and sucessfulll and having his whole neighbor hoods respect.

It's stupid because being able to get an erection and fuck your wife is not going to make the whole neighborhood in aw of you.




enigmabrat -> RE: commercials (6/21/2006 12:26:34 PM)

Gico comercials make me change the channle I cant stand them not a single one if them has anything to do with insurance they are just sooo stupid




stef -> RE: commercials (6/21/2006 1:12:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FelinePersuasion

I really hate those viagra comercials where they show bob finally being happy and sucessfulll and having his whole neighbor hoods respect.

It's stupid because being able to get an erection and fuck your wife is not going to make the whole neighborhood in aw of you.

It's Enzyte, not Viagra.  Enzyte doesn't do anything to help a person get an erection.  The commercials, while littered with endless sexual innuendo, are sufficiently vague and make absolutely no claims.  What they want people to believe is that it increases penis size (that's what the "natural male enhancement" statement means.)  Unfortunately, it's never been proven to do that.  They market it as a dietary supplement and not a pharmaceutical so they don't have to prove it's effective.

They've sold over 8 million boxes (at between $60 and $99 a box) and sponsor a Nascrash race team so there are a lot of gullible men out there who think their cocks are too small.

I can't say that I hate the commercial, but "Bob" and his "wife" do creep me out.

~stef




FelinePersuasion -> RE: commercials (6/21/2006 2:40:28 PM)

Thank you for putting the name strait on that stef:) you are right it wasn't Viagra. What about the Cealis comercials:))




stef -> RE: commercials (6/21/2006 2:48:38 PM)

The Cialis commercials aren't nearly as creepy as the Enzyte ones.

~stef




FelinePersuasion -> RE: commercials (6/21/2006 2:55:06 PM)

True.




HarryVanWinkle -> RE: commercials (6/21/2006 4:52:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: michaelGA2

has anyone ever seen the new line of Burger King commercials?

my question is, what is this telling us about the Whopper? How does one have sex with a Whopper, have two children, one a Whopper Jr. and a regular daughter? is the Whopper fertile?

LOL, just silly ole me and a mind working overtime.

any other commercials out there that make people go...hmmmmmmmmmmmm?



There aren't any commercials that make me go hmmmmmmmmmm?  There are more than a few that make me got blecccccccccccchhhhhhhhhh!

The ones that disgust me most are the prescription drug commercials which spend the first 10 seconds telling you about the wonders of the stuff, the next 40 seconds with an extremely fast talking, sunshiny voice saying things like "Some users of Merdelas may experience sudden drops in blood pressure, complete irreversable paralysis and instant death.  Patients who who eat food should not use Merdelas.  Discontinue use if you experience any of these symptoms."  The then spend the last 10 seconds on the wonders of the drug again, urging you to beg your doctor to prescribe it for you.




michaelGA2 -> RE: commercials (6/21/2006 4:54:11 PM)

that can be annoying




FelinePersuasion -> RE: commercials (6/21/2006 6:43:22 PM)

or how about the people happily proclaiming they have herpies but it's ok cause valtrex keeps them healthy and sore free and then go on to quickly say even on treatment you may still pass herpies on.




Evanesce -> RE: commercials (6/21/2006 8:20:06 PM)

I think all prescription drug commercials should be removed from television, magazines and newspapers.  The cost of prescriptions is ridiculous as it is, and I don't feel we should be paying for their advertising.  Let 'em use that money to reduce the price of the frickin' drug!  Take Lamisil, for example.  They make the commercial sound like just a bottle of Lamisil and you're nail fungus free.  Not true.  The stuff is $300 for 30 days, and you have to take it for at least 90 days!!!  And even then, your nails aren't going to look right for at least a year, and 90 days isn't always enough to do the job.  I've done that crap twice now, so it's two years and nearly $2K later, and I STILL have problems with the big toe on my left foot! 
 
Oh... and that big huckin' chicken is just stupid.




NakedOnMyChain -> RE: commercials (6/21/2006 9:16:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FelinePersuasion

how about the big bucking chicken comercial lol that was so stupid, now they changed it to big hucking chicken.


YES!  God I hate that commercial!




Level -> RE: commercials (6/21/2006 9:23:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NakedOnMyChain

I suppose the Whopper could be fertile.  After all, I've heard about what some people do to the food in fast food restaurants.

<shudder>


Ugh LOL...... "Hold the secret sauce on mine!"




LaMalinche -> RE: commercials (6/21/2006 10:30:50 PM)

The commercial with the shoes in the Refrigerator and they are blue and the guy puts them in the oven and they turn red. . .

I dislike that commercial and I have yet to find out if those shoes actually change color, or even what the point was.

And people wonder why I watch so little TV.





Daddysredhead -> RE: commercials (6/22/2006 4:59:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: stef

I can't say that I hate the commercial, but "Bob" and his "wife" do creep me out.



I thought of this Enzyte commercial right away...  I don't hate it, but it's just so weird, I can't help but laugh at it... 




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