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ORIGINAL: poise

An elderly woman is standing in a crowded line at the local coffee house, when much to her dismay, her bowels start rumbling, a sure sign that she is about to let one rip. Luckily, there is music playing rather loudly, and she figures she can pass gas without being heard over the music. So, putting on her best poker face ever, she farts to the beat of the song, looking straight ahead as if nothing is happening.

Once she is done and feeling tremendous relief, she notices that everyone is staring at her, and that some people are even backing away. It’s only then that she realizes the music was coming from the ipod connected to her headphones.