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jlf1961 -> The way a man measures tits. (2/25/2013 8:07:33 AM)

I have discovered that men tend to rate a woman's chest in the following manner.

1) Are you sure you are not a boy?
2) Needs miracle grow or something.
3) Perfect mouthful, but no hand room
4) Just right.
5) Perfect Pillows
6) too much of a good thing
7) OMG mutant tits... See pic

[image]http://www.parentsexpert.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Woman-with-Worlds-Largest-Breasts.jpg[/image]



ResidentSadist -> RE: The way a man measures tits. (2/25/2013 8:21:20 AM)

8. Never too much of a good thing.



DaddySatyr -> RE: The way a man measures tits. (2/25/2013 8:58:06 AM)

My option would be: 9) Who gives a rat's ass?

I've been with ladies from AA to GG (European size on the last) and what they all had in common was a GREAT ass.



Peace and comfort,



Michael



jlf1961 -> RE: The way a man measures tits. (2/25/2013 9:41:18 AM)

Did either one of you look at the picture provided for a reference?



igor2003 -> RE: The way a man measures tits. (2/25/2013 9:47:23 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

[image]http://www.parentsexpert.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Woman-with-Worlds-Largest-Breasts.jpg[/image]



Remember the old Woody Allen movie, "Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex"? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7loP7OsLZ8

However, I agree more with DaddySatyr on this one...show me a nice ass and the tits don't matter. But since the topic is "tits" I think these come pretty close to perfection: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1419558/jennifer_aniston_topless_at_beach/



Level -> RE: The way a man measures tits. (2/25/2013 10:28:06 AM)

I prefer an astounding rump too.



jlf1961 -> RE: The way a man measures tits. (2/25/2013 10:34:00 AM)

I am partial to Olivia Wilde

[image]local://upfiles/622970/52ED76AA48FC4A4CAF3E0D98B4F5B6D0.jpg[/image]



ashjor911 -> RE: The way a man measures tits. (2/25/2013 11:58:42 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I am partial to Olivia Wilde

[image]local://upfiles/622970/52ED76AA48FC4A4CAF3E0D98B4F5B6D0.jpg[/image]


OMG ... is that real....
I like that actress very good wanking material[:D]



Hillwilliam -> RE: The way a man measures tits. (2/25/2013 12:02:28 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ashjor911


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I am partial to Olivia Wilde

[image]local://upfiles/622970/52ED76AA48FC4A4CAF3E0D98B4F5B6D0.jpg[/image]


OMG ... is that real....
I like that actress very good wanking material[:D]

Careful Ash. She looks like she could kick your ass. [8D]



jlf1961 -> RE: The way a man measures tits. (2/25/2013 1:26:18 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ashjor911


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I am partial to Olivia Wilde

[image]local://upfiles/622970/52ED76AA48FC4A4CAF3E0D98B4F5B6D0.jpg[/image]


OMG ... is that real....
I like that actress very good wanking material[:D]



Well, the nose has had work, other than that, every thing is ALL NATURAL



Casteele -> RE: The way a man measures tits. (2/27/2013 4:44:09 AM)

Am I the only one that noticed her left tit is slightly smaller than her right? I mean, I know it happens, in theory..



Lucylastic -> RE: The way a man measures tits. (2/27/2013 4:51:33 AM)

I would say 99% of us have one side smaller than the other...the variation of smaller is the issue:)



ResidentSadist -> RE: The way a man measures tits. (2/27/2013 5:18:31 AM)

I like little ones too, but seriously, big is real good. I've had a long time crush on Elvira but never felt that way towards Twiggy ya' know.


[image]local://upfiles/390966/B71B598091A24D90880E55F8BF8DD210.jpg[/image]



tazzygirl -> RE: The way a man measures tits. (2/27/2013 5:19:09 AM)

~drool~



Lucylastic -> RE: The way a man measures tits. (2/27/2013 5:26:01 AM)

Love Elvira!!!!!



Thaz -> RE: The way a man measures tits. (2/27/2013 5:28:17 AM)

Droool



jlf1961 -> RE: The way a man measures tits. (2/27/2013 5:28:20 AM)

RS, you might like this one then


[image]local://upfiles/622970/3F08143EDA18411C94F3C4DCFB4BB387.jpg[/image]



Phoenixpower -> RE: The way a man measures tits. (2/27/2013 5:30:59 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

RS, you might like this one then


[image]local://upfiles/622970/3F08143EDA18411C94F3C4DCFB4BB387.jpg[/image]


Awesome Kitty [:)] and now I understand why Pepper tends to sit on my shoulders instead[8|]



RomanticRebel -> RE: The way a man measures tits. (2/27/2013 9:07:04 AM)

I've always been partial to Christina Hendricks myself

[image]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_N76CR_QYhKY/TRUD-vn-zOI/AAAAAAAABbo/WSXPbLDxUFI/s640/101012_CB_animatedgifofchristinahendricksbutt.gif[/image]



Casteele -> RE: The way a man measures tits. (2/27/2013 9:17:06 AM)

Of course it's a given that most women are asymetrical, as are most men (one hangs lower than the other), but it's always amusing to me to see the way people fuss and go to extremes to be more symetrical, and how people tend to notice only certain things, ignoring the more obvious..

Re: Elvira.. never did much care for her. Sure, she's got big tits and always popping them out for public consumption, but i just do not find them, or her, all that attractive, anyhow.

Re: The kitty-on-boobs pic.. is that the (almost) perfect girl? Mouth, tits and pussy all in one convienant location? o.O



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