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LookieNoNookie -> WTF???????? (2/26/2013 3:37:07 PM)

I must have said something important, or (for the life of me, I can't figure out what) curious.

In the last 4 days I've had every male Dom and every gay guy on the planet looking at my profile (not that there's anything wrong with that!).

WTF?????

For those of you looking for a gay guy or a male Dom (who's looking for/at/towards a guy)...read my last 10 or more posts to find the secret...for the life of me...I don't get it.




cordeliasub -> RE: WTF???????? (2/26/2013 3:43:23 PM)

It's your sparkling with and monkey-like fashion sense???

I think I looked at your profile recently, and I'm not a gay guy.....I'm hurt.... [:o]

[:D]



LookieNoNookie -> RE: WTF???????? (2/26/2013 4:26:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: cordeliasub

It's your sparkling wit and monkey-like fashion sense???



It's a gift. I don't even work at it actually.



theshytype -> RE: WTF???????? (2/26/2013 4:32:12 PM)

There. Just checked you're profile so your 'Who's viewing me' wouldn't be filled solely with men.

Maybe you have such a great personality you'd turn even the straightest man at least a little bi-curious.
Or, they just want to find out what's hiding behind the monkey.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: WTF???????? (2/26/2013 4:50:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: theshytype

There. Just checked you're profile so your 'Who's viewing me' wouldn't be filled solely with men.

Maybe you have such a great personality you'd turn even the straightest man at least a little bi-curious.
Or, they just want to find out what's hiding behind the monkey.


Gracious.



Notsweet -> RE: WTF???????? (2/26/2013 6:09:06 PM)

They're looking for you so they can defend my honor and protect me from your stalking.
Except the gay guys. They want to touch your monkey.



HarryVanWinkle -> RE: WTF???????? (2/26/2013 6:16:18 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I must have said something important, or (for the life of me, I can't figure out what) curious.

In the last 4 days I've had every male Dom and every gay guy on the planet looking at my profile (not that there's anything wrong with that!).

WTF?????

For those of you looking for a gay guy or a male Dom (who's looking for/at/towards a guy)...read my last 10 or more posts to find the secret...for the life of me...I don't get it.




Hell, I've looked at your profile some time recently. I'm neither a gay guy or a male dom. I just wanted to steal your avatar.



kallisto -> RE: WTF???????? (2/26/2013 6:21:37 PM)

Add me to the list of women ... it has been a while since I last looked [:)]



Hillwilliam -> RE: WTF???????? (2/26/2013 7:25:24 PM)

I hadn't looked at it before so I rectified that problem.



Duskypearls -> RE: WTF???????? (2/26/2013 8:59:21 PM)

Let me do my part and perve ya.

OMG honey, I just perved ya, and I've got to say, I LOVE your narrative. No ambiguity or confusion there. Well done!



FrostedFlake -> RE: WTF???????? (2/26/2013 9:00:33 PM)

It's got to be the monkey.

No, not the one in your avatar.



Notsweet -> RE: WTF???????? (2/26/2013 9:00:39 PM)

He's trying to clear out the first page of his "Who's Looking." What a sleaze!



LookieNoNookie -> RE: WTF???????? (2/27/2013 3:24:35 AM)

I'm changing my name to NoAmbiguityNoNookie



Casteele -> RE: WTF???????? (2/27/2013 3:57:41 AM)

They're trying to tell you something.. [:-]



kalikshama -> RE: WTF???????? (2/27/2013 4:25:13 AM)

I liked your Yellow Pages journal entry.

My man has offered to fix some things for me, and at first I said sure, but reconsidered and decided I'd rather spend our time together other ways, so will discuss these issues with my landlord instead.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: WTF???????? (2/27/2013 2:55:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

I liked your Yellow Pages journal entry.

My man has offered to fix some things for me, and at first I said sure, but reconsidered and decided I'd rather spend our time together other ways, so will discuss these issues with my landlord instead.


(I have a yellow pages entry?).

(Do I offer discounts on the first service?).



HarryVanWinkle -> RE: WTF???????? (2/27/2013 4:49:46 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama

I liked your Yellow Pages journal entry.

My man has offered to fix some things for me, and at first I said sure, but reconsidered and decided I'd rather spend our time together other ways, so will discuss these issues with my landlord instead.


(I have a yellow pages entry?).

(Do I offer discounts on the first service?).


I have a yellow hankie in my right rear pocket. But I don't give discounts.



Notsweet -> RE: WTF???????? (2/27/2013 8:16:34 PM)

well, who gets to use the coupons in the green pages in the middle?



Silentrunner26 -> RE: WTF???????? (3/1/2013 4:40:11 AM)

I would go look but primates are just not my thing .



hlen5 -> RE: WTF???????? (3/1/2013 9:44:54 AM)

Well, after all your nick is LOOKIENoNookie!!



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