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bklynbbw -> Life cycle is backwards (6/21/2006 12:29:00 PM)
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I just recieved this from a friend and thought it was great...wanted to share it.
[size=2 family="sansserif"]Life Cycle
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out
dead and get it out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.. You get
kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you
start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You
drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready
for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 Months
floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service
on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.[size=2 family="sansserif"]
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