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I've decided I'm going to whore myself... - 3/1/2013 4:55:58 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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Yes, it's true....I'm going to do it (by the way...Dusty...HFBD!!!!!).

I'm going to become a complete slut.

Wear slutty clothes....be slutty...act slutty....

I've opted to become a complete male slut....offering myself for $1,000,000.00 dollars!!!!

Go ahead girls...line up....I'm yours for the asking...but for.....$1,000,000.00 dollars!!!!

(I do offer discounts for volume deals).

(Weekends are free).
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RE: I've decided I'm going to whore myself... - 3/1/2013 4:57:47 PM   
Notsweet


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You've been trying for I don't know how long to get me to take you, and when I say yes, you pull this shit?

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RE: I've decided I'm going to whore myself... - 3/1/2013 5:51:18 PM   
Lucylastic


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Lookie, you givin ME a million dollars wouldnt work dahlink

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RE: I've decided I'm going to whore myself... - 3/1/2013 5:52:53 PM   
Notsweet


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I thought he was already pimping himself as a whore, but I guess I was mistaken. What the hell was that, then?

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RE: I've decided I'm going to whore myself... - 3/1/2013 6:04:05 PM   
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<) )> WOMAN
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Dont Hate Love

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RE: I've decided I'm going to whore myself... - 3/1/2013 6:11:59 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Notsweet

You've been trying for I don't know how long to get me to take you, and when I say yes, you pull this shit?



Cash talks.

(I'm looking for a woman who can take care of me in the style I've become accustomed to).

(Or, alternatively....one with really HUUUUUGE tata's).

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RE: I've decided I'm going to whore myself... - 3/1/2013 6:13:16 PM   
Notsweet


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You are so wrong.

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RE: I've decided I'm going to whore myself... - 3/1/2013 6:44:05 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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Lookie, when I saw the title of this thread, I knew you were the OP without needing to look. This means something, but I don't know what

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RE: I've decided I'm going to whore myself... - 3/1/2013 6:48:00 PM   
DesFIP


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All I can say is don't quit your day job.

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RE: I've decided I'm going to whore myself... - 3/1/2013 6:51:58 PM   
Muttling


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Trivia question..............What is the BEST phrase a woman can ever say to a man?
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"No, no.......That was so good, let me pay YOU."

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RE: I've decided I'm going to whore myself... - 3/1/2013 6:54:12 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Notsweet

You are so wrong.


I've been accused of worse.

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RE: I've decided I'm going to whore myself... - 3/1/2013 6:55:42 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

Lookie, when I saw the title of this thread, I knew you were the OP without needing to look. This means something, but I don't know what


Am I that predictable?????

(I need to let go of my staff who writes all this shit for me....fuckers are FIRED!!!!!).

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RE: I've decided I'm going to whore myself... - 3/1/2013 6:56:48 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Muttling

Trivia question..............What is the BEST phrase a woman can ever say to a man?
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"No, no.......That was so good, let me pay YOU."


I like that....I'm going to use that and tell everyone it was mine.

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RE: I've decided I'm going to whore myself... - 3/1/2013 6:57:36 PM   
Toysinbabeland


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Lookie, for the record, you are my fave million dollar male whore.


Of all time.




Ever.




Except for barry manilow.

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RE: I've decided I'm going to whore myself... - 3/1/2013 7:31:51 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


quote:

ORIGINAL: Notsweet

You are so wrong.


I've been accused of worse.


For crying out loud, you two need to hook up. You can top each other, swap out each week.

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RE: I've decided I'm going to whore myself... - 3/1/2013 7:41:29 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Level


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


quote:

ORIGINAL: Notsweet

You are so wrong.


I've been accused of worse.


For crying out loud, you two need to hook up. You can top each other, swap out each week.

Had the same thought, Level :)


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RE: I've decided I'm going to whore myself... - 3/1/2013 7:42:52 PM   
Spiritedsub2


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

Lookie, when I saw the title of this thread, I knew you were the OP without needing to look. This means something, but I don't know what


Am I that predictable?????

(I need to let go of my staff who writes all this shit for me....fuckers are FIRED!!!!!).

Yes. Yes, you are.

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RE: I've decided I'm going to whore myself... - 3/1/2013 7:46:08 PM   
LanceHughes


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Lookie - I'm guessing there aren't enough zeros in your keyboard to answer me if I ask "What will you charge me; a male, gay Dom?"

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RE: I've decided I'm going to whore myself... - 3/1/2013 9:25:32 PM   
Notsweet


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He lives on the wrong end of the country. I don't do boggy marsh.

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RE: I've decided I'm going to whore myself... - 3/1/2013 10:01:01 PM   
theshytype


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You stole my idea!!!!
Now I'll have to stay competitive and charge only $999,999.99
That cuts into my earnings and I'm not happy about it. Humph

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