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LookieNoNookie -> I just wanted to mention a few points... (3/6/2013 4:29:08 PM)

All the new chics that come on this site, searching for a new guy, I would REALLY appreciate it if some of you were older than fucking 40!!!!!

That's point #1.

Point #2....if you think I'm gonna send you cash, prizes and a new gawdamn fucking gardenia....just because you got a fine set of titties....you need DESPERATELY to look closely at.....

Point #3:

Not gu'n happen.

Let's be vibrantly clear......

Not gu'n happen.

(Any doubts on this...see further points and more diverse discussion below).

For those of you young Domme chickee's that message me, thinking "he's old, and my titties are new (or at least, recently fabricated by a well known corporate sponsor of the Daytona 500)" (ergo, etc.), certain I (and many others) might just jump spectacularly on those new radial belted beauties....in a heartbeat, please be assured....I don't have a fucking clue half the shit you're saying.

You are most assuredly fine. I think we can all agree on that. Finer than anything I recall at that age. Actually....as I get older, the younger crowd gets even more spectacular but....you always fuck things up by saying "OMFG!!!". I haven't actually heard anyone your age say "Oh My Fucking God!!!".....all I hear is "OMFG!!!".

The LETTERS.

That is NOT a motherfucking sentence!

(Actually, let's back up 3+ sentences....that's not entirely true....I'd give several mortgage payments to chew on those things but frankly...I'd just ask you not to speak for the entire time you were here).

Now....moving on (naturally) to....point #4....

(Please remember....{because I can't}....memory is fading...the fact that I remembered to send you this message is actually rather spectacular in and of itself).

Where's my cat? Am I at the right address?

Yes, you are fine. Truly fine. (And by the way....radial ply titties are coming back....stay with it).

I'm not gonna buy you anything off of your Amazon list, I'm not gonna call you on your 800 number, hook up on TeamViewer (I actually don't even know what the fuck that is), I don't have PayPal....all my pals don't even have that first name, and....more importantly....I'm not going to pay for your flights....anywhere.

However, if you're over 40, can get here on your own and can put comma's in the correct place, know what syntax is....we should talk.

(Said, of course, in the most submissive of ways).




Baroana -> RE: I just wanted to mention a few points... (3/6/2013 4:34:34 PM)

I'll see what I can do about becoming older than 40.



ShaharThorne -> RE: I just wanted to mention a few points... (3/6/2013 4:36:14 PM)

Are you holding out for me, Lookie? I am over 40, got a set of tits (all natural) and the only Amazon things I do is getting free books for my Kindle (well...that is that set of Shakespeare and a certain trilogy that does not have to deal with 50 shades). Paypal is merely for my ebay account.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just wanted to mention a few points... (3/6/2013 4:40:00 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

Are you holding out for me, Lookie? I am over 40, got a set of tits (all natural) and the only Amazon things I do is getting free books for my Kindle (well...that is that set of Shakespeare and a certain trilogy that does not have to deal with 50 shades). Paypal is merely for my ebay account.


Syntax was good.

I will consider you for my harem.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just wanted to mention a few points... (3/6/2013 4:41:28 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

Are you holding out for me, Lookie? I am over 40, got a set of tits (all natural) and the only Amazon things I do is getting free books for my Kindle (well...that is that set of Shakespeare and a certain trilogy that does not have to deal with 50 shades). Paypal is merely for my ebay account.


(Just so it's clear....I'm only accepting the first 500).



ShaharThorne -> RE: I just wanted to mention a few points... (3/6/2013 4:45:29 PM)

Just tell me where and when...I have to be in Austin next week so I am free after that.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just wanted to mention a few points... (3/6/2013 5:28:47 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

Just tell me where and when...I have to be in Austin next week so I am free after that.


Austin....I respect that.

What are you wearing?

(Not right now....I'm not a TOTAL perv....what were you wearing like 9 minutes ago?)



ShaharThorne -> RE: I just wanted to mention a few points... (3/6/2013 5:44:33 PM)

t-shirt and capris...I already tossed the bra off and got my feet up in the air...

I could change into a nightgown but that sucker is getting old...the design is fading out. Maybe the purple PJ set?



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just wanted to mention a few points... (3/6/2013 6:05:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

t-shirt and capris...I already tossed the bra off and got my feet up in the air...

I could change into a nightgown but that sucker is getting old...the design is fading out. Maybe the purple PJ set?


Have I ever told you, you're the only woman I ever truly loved?



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: I just wanted to mention a few points... (3/6/2013 7:58:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

t-shirt and capris...I already tossed the bra off and got my feet up in the air...

I could change into a nightgown but that sucker is getting old...the design is fading out. Maybe the purple PJ set?


Have I ever told you, you're the only woman I ever truly loved?

You say that to somebody on all your threads. You're kind of a harlot, you know.
Maybe it's time to relax your standards regarding syntax, Lookie.



Level -> RE: I just wanted to mention a few points... (3/6/2013 8:13:39 PM)

Maybe this thread should be merged with the "I'm going to whore myself out" one [8D]



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: I just wanted to mention a few points... (3/6/2013 8:23:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Level

Maybe this thread should be merged with the "I'm going to whore myself out" one [8D]

That won't work, because then Lookie will get busted professing his undying true love to more than one damsel.



theRose4U -> RE: I just wanted to mention a few points... (3/6/2013 8:30:24 PM)

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You say that to somebody on all your threads. You're kind of a harlot, you know.
Maybe it's time to relax your standards regarding syntax, Lookie.

Can't we just charge him a sin-tax & make this all so much simpler?
Besides he was hot for my bod till I told him I'm allergic to rain, thus ruling out a move to washington



Notsweet -> RE: I just wanted to mention a few points... (3/6/2013 8:40:38 PM)

I thought this was the whore himself out one.

Lookie, you skeezy numbnuts, you told me that I was the only woman you've ever loved. In fact, if we just engage this search function here....

Aha. Also, I thought we were going to split the cost of my ticket, because you live in a fucking swamp.



Duskypearls -> RE: I just wanted to mention a few points... (3/7/2013 12:43:34 AM)

Over 40, natural boobs, more than semi-literate AND sleep commando!

Got room for me?



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just wanted to mention a few points... (3/7/2013 6:47:04 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2


quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

Maybe this thread should be merged with the "I'm going to whore myself out" one [8D]

That won't work, because then Lookie will get busted professing his undying true love to more than one damsel.


Exactly....kinda like keeping a condo in the city.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just wanted to mention a few points... (3/7/2013 6:48:16 AM)


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ORIGINAL: theRose4U

quote:


You say that to somebody on all your threads. You're kind of a harlot, you know.
Maybe it's time to relax your standards regarding syntax, Lookie.

Can't we just charge him a sin-tax & make this all so much simpler?
Besides he was hot for my bod till I told him I'm allergic to rain, thus ruling out a move to washington


Hey....it does not rain "every day" in Seattle like so many people think.

(There are at least 3 days in August every year it doesn't rain at all).



cordeliasub -> RE: I just wanted to mention a few points... (3/7/2013 8:08:50 AM)

I am over 40, I majored in English, and my boobs are real. Pencil me in for those three August days :)



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: I just wanted to mention a few points... (3/7/2013 10:17:33 AM)

I'm thinking it's time to call Lookie's bluff. We need a posse of literate women over 40 with natural boobies to descend en masse on Lookie's swampland compound. Ideas on how we pre-qualify candidates for said posse?



breagha -> RE: I just wanted to mention a few points... (3/7/2013 12:35:04 PM)

i don't fit into the category because of my age... but i'm all in for storming the swampland ( aka Seattle )with a posse



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