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This is why we can't have nice things. - 3/8/2013 6:42:28 PM   
Lynnxz


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Status: offline 		Things I have seen before: idiots with things lost up their bum

Things I have not seen before: patient happily live-tweeting their ER visit.

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RE: This is why we can't have nice things. - 3/8/2013 6:51:43 PM   
Hillwilliam


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http://www.bestgore.com/sexual-disaster/1-guy-1-cup-video-famous-glass-jar-ass-explosion-18/

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RE: This is why we can't have nice things. - 3/8/2013 6:52:59 PM   
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My ER nurse friend told me this summer they had a guy in who had a butternut squash stuck up his bum.
When asked how he had gotten to the hospital (because they were going to sedate him and wanted to make sure he'd be able to get home), he said he'd ridden his own motorcycle there.
That's got to require some concentration!

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RE: This is why we can't have nice things. - 3/8/2013 7:04:04 PM   
Lynnxz


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

This is worse.
http://www.bestgore.com/sexual-disaster/1-guy-1-cup-video-famous-glass-jar-ass-explosion-18/


NOPE. I know what that is. Not clicking.

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RE: This is why we can't have nice things. - 3/8/2013 7:23:19 PM   
Hillwilliam


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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

This is worse.
http://www.bestgore.com/sexual-disaster/1-guy-1-cup-video-famous-glass-jar-ass-explosion-18/


NOPE. I know what that is. Not clicking.

wimp

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RE: This is why we can't have nice things. - 3/8/2013 8:14:39 PM   
LillyBoPeep


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Status: offline 		Oh I've seen that horrid glass jar thing. Dear god. Dear god on Mars. Dear god on Mars eating spaghetti whilst frolicking. What a horrible thing.
I think he died afterward in the hospital? Or whatever internet rumor...

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RE: This is why we can't have nice things. - 3/8/2013 8:30:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

This is worse.
http://www.bestgore.com/sexual-disaster/1-guy-1-cup-video-famous-glass-jar-ass-explosion-18/


NOPE. I know what that is. Not clicking.

I am so immature. I clicked.


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RE: This is why we can't have nice things. - 3/8/2013 11:50:51 PM   
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RE: This is why we can't have nice things. - 3/9/2013 8:43:31 AM   
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Do folks really click those links?

Yes. Yes, sometimes they do. Someday they will learn


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RE: This is why we can't have nice things. - 3/9/2013 9:00:00 AM   
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RE: This is why we can't have nice things. - 3/9/2013 9:44:56 AM   
Zonie63


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2


quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

This is worse.
http://www.bestgore.com/sexual-disaster/1-guy-1-cup-video-famous-glass-jar-ass-explosion-18/


NOPE. I know what that is. Not clicking.

I am so immature. I clicked.



I clicked on it too, but I only got through the first 10 seconds or so before I had to turn it off. I didn't like where it was going.


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RE: This is why we can't have nice things. - 3/9/2013 10:47:33 AM   
theshytype


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Status: offline 		I would have clicked but cannot on my phone. Read the gory details and I still want to view it.

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RE: This is why we can't have nice things. - 3/9/2013 3:53:26 PM   
UnholyBear


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

This is worse.
http://www.bestgore.com/sexual-disaster/1-guy-1-cup-video-famous-glass-jar-ass-explosion-18/



I am realllly starting to wonder about you Hilly! Especially posting a video link to that breaking pickle jar roflmfao

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RE: This is why we can't have nice things. - 3/9/2013 4:35:51 PM   
theRose4U


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Status: offline 		Well Hilly didn't have pics of the crisps...what did you expect?

quote:

ORIGINAL: DomMeinCT
My ER nurse friend told me this summer they had a guy in who had a butternut squash stuck up his bum.
When asked how he had gotten to the hospital (because they were going to sedate him and wanted to make sure he'd be able to get home), he said he'd ridden his own motorcycle there.
That's got to require some concentration!

there are no words!!

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RE: This is why we can't have nice things. - 3/9/2013 6:05:01 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

This is worse.
http://www.bestgore.com/sexual-disaster/1-guy-1-cup-video-famous-glass-jar-ass-explosion-18/


I have to say, when I once had hemorrhoids, I generally preferred Preparation H, but it's hard to argue that this guys method isn't quite a bit faster.

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RE: This is why we can't have nice things. - 3/9/2013 6:30:00 PM   
soul2share


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Status: offline 		Lookie....dammit! A small part of me really wants to click, but the SMART part of me knows that anything posted by you isn't good for my mental health! And I've gotten enough from the folks here who've responded to figure out what happened.......one word.......

EWWW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W!!!

< Message edited by soul2share -- 3/9/2013 6:35:58 PM >

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RE: This is why we can't have nice things. - 3/9/2013 6:34:48 PM   
soul2share


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Status: offline 		To Lynne......Having worked in a hospital and spent some time in the ER......I never had any intention of clicking......*shuddergrossshudder*. I don't mind blood, but the other stuff I can do without.

And Spirited....you'll soon learn NOT to click......sometimes curiosity kills...and others, they don't make enough eye bleach! Don't ever click on anything that is posted in a thread about spiders, creepy-crawlies, bugs, and Mother Nature's other icky things. We're talking nightmares and looking for things under the covers......

This is NOT an invite for the above mentioned pics......Lookie!

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RE: This is why we can't have nice things. - 3/9/2013 6:55:24 PM   
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RE: This is why we can't have nice things. - 3/9/2013 6:56:27 PM   
soul2share


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*grumble mumbleoneineverybunchgrumble*

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RE: This is why we can't have nice things. - 3/9/2013 7:28:16 PM   
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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
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Let go it's harder holding on
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