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bbc for milking today - 3/14/2013 10:40:37 AM

thickblkdik12

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Pretty simple... I wanna milk my cock and am looking for the lacy who wants to chat, talk PO r trade with me to help me do it

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RE: bbc for milking today - 3/14/2013 10:45:25 AM

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Have you considered looking in Professional Services? Generally, the lifestyle chicks aren't interested in milking your cock for people they don't know.

Maybe you could take your right hand out to dinner.

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RE: bbc for milking today - 3/14/2013 10:46:20 AM

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This is a discussion forum, not Craigslist.

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RE: bbc for milking today - 3/14/2013 10:47:09 AM

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this is not where you advertise. you need the other side for that. here in the forums we really don't give a crap about what you want doing to your cock. i dare you to walk upto some random stranger in the street and say the same thing, and see what happens. that's what you just did here.

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RE: bbc for milking today - 3/14/2013 10:48:35 AM

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How could one refuse an offer like that?

*reflects*

Wow, it's astonishingly easy ...

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RE: bbc for milking today - 3/14/2013 11:02:20 AM

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No...just no.

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RE: bbc for milking today - 3/14/2013 11:04:30 AM

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Well if he tubs the potato chips for LP in the dungeon, I think he might have the reward coming, no?

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RE: bbc for milking today - 3/14/2013 11:12:27 AM

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And here I thought milking was only for pumpkin leaves....

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RE: bbc for milking today - 3/14/2013 11:15:37 AM

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quote:

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Well if he tubs the potato chips for LP in the dungeon, I think he might have the reward coming, no?

Ummmmmm, no.

I wouldn't care if he could mix the dip in his ass and pushing on his prostate turned his urethra into a dispenser.

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RE: bbc for milking today - 3/14/2013 11:24:44 AM

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I thought the BBC had reached a new low in TV programming when I saw the title of this thread.

Then I read the thread and realised that would have been the better option

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RE: bbc for milking today - 3/14/2013 11:29:02 AM

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My suggestion...look in mirror..jerk your wienie. Simple. Man jerked for 10s of thousands of years before the internet. It is a one man sport. You do not need a partner unless you have no imagination.

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RE: bbc for milking today - 3/14/2013 11:36:23 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Well if he tubs the potato chips for LP in the dungeon, I think he might have the reward coming, no?

Ummmmmm, no.

I wouldn't care if he could mix the dip in his ass and pushing on his prostate turned his urethra into a dispenser.

Eye bleach! What has been read cannot be unread..blech!

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RE: bbc for milking today - 3/14/2013 11:56:48 AM

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Maybe you could take your right hand out to dinner.

His hand isn't returning his calls.

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RE: bbc for milking today - 3/14/2013 12:12:53 PM

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Do you just mean jerking off, or are we talking about the type of milking that involves the prostate?

If it's the former, there are a lot of people who will happily cam or cyber with you in exchange for money. Or the internet is full of free porn. Or if you're not overly concerned about whether you're actually talking to a dude, there's lots of female profiles out there that will cyber with you.

If the latter then yeh, hire a pro or actually cultivate a relationship with someone.

None of us care what you do with your cock. There are cocks everywhere.

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RE: bbc for milking today - 3/14/2013 12:13:19 PM

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sounds like he could use a milking machine

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RE: bbc for milking today - 3/14/2013 12:43:56 PM

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quote:

His hand isn't returning his calls.

Probably a case termed in medicine as Restless Hand Syndrome.

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RE: bbc for milking today - 3/14/2013 1:09:36 PM

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Moooo

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RE: bbc for milking today - 3/14/2013 4:10:07 PM

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if I offended or upset anyone I sincerely apologize I'm relatively new to the site and have not yet learned what is it is not appropriate for the forums how to post in Iraq excetera excetera I promise you my lack of understanding and offensive idiocy will not repeat itself...

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RE: bbc for milking today - 3/14/2013 5:09:56 PM

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Hi there. As kindly as possible, let me explain.

1. This is the lifestyle. It's about people and relationships first, and kinky sex second.
2. Basically, you asked a bunch of strangers if they'd be hookers for you. For free.
3. You also asked them to drop everything to attend to your needs right away.

Now, you don't sound like a bad guy at all, just not acquainted how things work here. Please feel free to read the forums, and contribute as you wish. And I'd change the username to something less sexual. Just a thought.

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RE: bbc for milking today - 3/14/2013 7:54:55 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Have you considered looking in Professional Services? Generally, the lifestyle chicks aren't interested in milking your cock for people they don't know.

Maybe you could take your right hand out to dinner.

I've always said...."I'm the best I ever had...and I never say no"

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