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LookieNoNookie -> By the way.... (3/15/2013 6:19:28 PM)
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Ya know....going between my Yahoo account, Facebook, here, and other social media....just scattering myself about.....(because....I am a whore)....
I've discovered that there are some women (here) who have unbelievably gigantic fucking tits!
Huge!
Jesus fucking GAWD these things are gigantic!!!!!!
There's a chic down in Florida, married, who has tits the size of a small swamp in Madagascar.
I think her tits may actually be illegal in most states.
Nevertheless, I absolutely can't figure out how she gets past the front fucking door.
She couldn't possibly drive on her own.
The steering wheel alone could cause horrific failure. GM probably has a staff of 30 lawyers just for this! I can't even imagine that kind of pain...and I'm willing, with your help, to offer assistance.
I am now asking for a fund drive to buy her for me.
I don't actually know what her asking price is....I actually don't even know if she's for sale (fuck that shit...this is America....everything's for sale!).....
I'm asking for 12 dollars from each of you....to make Nook's life better.
It's really not all that important if having her would make my life permanently better....what is important is that you care enough about a sub up in the Pacific Northwest, where it rains all the time (and frankly....I'm feeling somewhat depressed)....to make a difference.
I've always loved you.
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