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jlf1961 -> Why you should never say good morning (3/19/2013 7:10:51 AM)

Terrible things happen in the morning.

1 Tunguska impact happened before morning
2 Krakatoa blew up at 10:02 Am local time.
3 The 1906 San Francisco earthquake was in the morning
4 The New Madrid series of quakes were in the morning
5 Most heart attacks happen in the morning.
6 The fucking alarm clock goes off in the morning
7 It never fails that you have to deal with a fucking "Happy happy perky" individual in the morning (should be legal to shoot these bastards)
8 The coffee is never made when you get up because the fucking timer is set to start the coffee at 6:30PM!

Now, how in the hell can you tell someone good morning?



Kaliko -> RE: Why you should never say good morning (3/19/2013 8:56:44 AM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Now, how in the hell can you tell someone good morning?



Because I'm grateful to be able to do so?


(I might be that perky person in #7.)



Hillwilliam -> RE: Why you should never say good morning (3/19/2013 9:14:36 AM)

Wakeup head happens in the morning. Nuff said.



theshytype -> RE: Why you should never say good morning (3/19/2013 9:38:13 AM)

I'm not a morning person by any means. I'm one of those that has to hit the snooze button 5 times before I begrudgingly roll out of bed and should have a warning posted to my forehead 'do not approach until filled with coffee'.
With that said, I do think there's plenty of reasons to say Good Morning. For starters, it's too early to have interacted with the asshats I'll be complaining about in the evening.



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Why you should never say good morning (3/19/2013 9:38:25 AM)

I am enjoying reading your posts lately; your happiness is a bright spot on the forums! Even if you are happy in the morning...



jlf1961 -> RE: Why you should never say good morning (3/19/2013 10:13:26 AM)


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ORIGINAL: theshytype

I'm not a morning person by any means. I'm one of those that has to hit the snooze button 5 times before I begrudgingly roll out of bed and should have a warning posted to my forehead 'do not approach until filled with coffee'.
With that said, I do think there's plenty of reasons to say Good Morning. For starters, it's too early to have interacted with the asshats I'll be complaining about in the evening.




I take it you have someone in your home that does not mess up the coffee pot timer?

As for the perky person in the morning, we have on in my home, he is 13 months old and evidently has not seen the toddler rule book that states toddlers are not to be perky in the morning. Of course it is hard to be mad at the cute little guy for being a happy toddler.

And I have to admit, it is kind of nice to have him crawl up on my bed and try to tickle me, all the while saying "ticky ticky" which is his version of "tickle tickle."

It is a whole lot better than the 3AM wake up by my siberian husky/ timber wolf barking and howling in my ear because she wants to go outside for all of two minutes to wake around the yard before returning to the house. It would be different if she actually had to pee or something.



Kaliko -> RE: Why you should never say good morning (3/19/2013 10:56:08 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

I am enjoying reading your posts lately; your happiness is a bright spot on the forums! Even if you are happy in the morning...


Thank you!

I will only get more happy as the week goes on, trust me. I will be absolutely unbearable on Friday. Prepare to roll eyes.



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Why you should never say good morning (3/19/2013 12:27:02 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Kaliko


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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

I am enjoying reading your posts lately; your happiness is a bright spot on the forums! Even if you are happy in the morning...


Thank you!

I will only get more happy as the week goes on, trust me. I will be absolutely unbearable on Friday. Prepare to roll eyes.


It's gonna be really fun to watch TAFKAA become commensurately giddy [:D]



theshytype -> RE: Why you should never say good morning (3/19/2013 12:36:05 PM)

We drink espresso here...no timer. That's if I'm in the mood to deal with it. Otherwise, it's off to the local coffee shop. I don't mind their morning banter though, they're not overly bubbly nor are they asking for anything.

We have a little one that's quite bubbly in the morning. That's a whole different type of bubbly to me, more of a silliness, and she can always make me smile.



LafayetteLady -> RE: Why you should never say good morning (3/19/2013 12:40:08 PM)


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ORIGINAL: theshytype

We drink expresso here...no timer. That's if I'm in the mood to deal with it. Otherwise, it's off to the local coffee shop. I don't mind their morning banter though, they're not overly bubbly nor are they asking for anything.

We have a little one that's quite bubbly in the morning. That's a whole different type of bubbly to me, more of a silliness, and she can always make me smile.


Exactly what is "expresso?" Is that like quick, instant coffee or something? I don't drink a lot of coffee, but I do treat myself to either Dunkin Doughnuts, Panera, Starbucks or whatever place every so often. Then I usually enjoy a hot Caramel Swirl Latte, with an extra shot of ESPRESSO.



JeffBC -> RE: Why you should never say good morning (3/19/2013 12:51:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady
Exactly what is "expresso?"

It's basically coffee except that you force the water through very finely ground beans under pressure. It results in a highly concentrated coffee. It's not far off to think of it as "high powered coffee" and it's what is used as "coffee flavoring" in drinks like lattes.

Generally people think it equates to "good" because it has a fancy name.



theshytype -> RE: Why you should never say good morning (3/19/2013 1:07:48 PM)

I apologize if my spelling error caused any difficulties in understanding my post.
It's been corrected.

See? If it had been the morning and I hadn't had my caffeine fix, I may have referred you to my first response to this thread



absolutchocolat -> RE: Why you should never say good morning (3/19/2013 1:33:36 PM)

FR

I get to wake up next to Daddy, play with our poodles and make a hearty brunch...so each and every morning is a glorious morning.

Thank your lucky stars when you wake up warm, safe, and loved. Others aren't so lucky.



LadyPact -> RE: Why you should never say good morning (3/20/2013 4:05:30 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2
It's gonna be really fun to watch TAFKAA become commensurately giddy [:D]

I think I'd actually pay to see that.




DarkSteven -> RE: Why you should never say good morning (3/20/2013 5:26:19 AM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

7 It never fails that you have to deal with a fucking "Happy happy perky" individual in the morning (should be legal to shoot these bastards)



That's me. I wake up cheerful to an unblemished day. For some reason, my relationships have always been with evening people.



jlf1961 -> RE: Why you should never say good morning (3/20/2013 6:22:27 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

7 It never fails that you have to deal with a fucking "Happy happy perky" individual in the morning (should be legal to shoot these bastards)



That's me. I wake up cheerful to an unblemished day. For some reason, my relationships have always been with evening people.



First, I dont do perky at any point in the day.
Secondly, I really dont handle perky before my fourth or fifth cup of coffee.
Third, I have an overwhelming urge to strangle perky people who ask "How are WE doing today?"
Fourth, I am not now, nor ever have been a morning person. I was the guy that wanted to shoot the bastard who played the recording of reveille when I was in the army, and shoot the mother fucker who ran through the barracks pounding on doors to wake everyone up.



rockspider -> RE: Why you should never say good morning (3/24/2013 2:41:12 PM)

My perculator expired today. I can't buy a new one before tomorrow, so if there is a vicious murder somewhere around where i live, it was just somebody chirping "good morning" to me before i got all that crap with heating water and pouring water organised.[sm=danger.gif]



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