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Three Nanny Goats Gruff - 3/22/2013 8:11:06 AM   
mymaster121


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Status: offline 		The story introduces three female goats, sometimes identified in the story as a young nanny, mother doe, and a seasoned old nanny, but more often described as submissive sisters. There is no dominant grass left for them to eat near to the bdsm pasture where they live, so they must cross a river to get to a lush meadow or hillside, on the other side of the Internet stream, in order to be free to eat and get fat.

To do so, they must first cross a bridge, under which lives a fearsome and ugly troll, who eats anyone who passes that way. The smallest nanny goat is the first to cross, and is immediately stopped by the troll who threatens to "gobble her up!" The little goat looks-up, bats its eyelashes meekly, and convinces him to wait for the bigger nanny goat to come across, because she is larger and more gratifying as a feast. The greedy troll agrees, and lets the smallest goat cross.

The middle goat sees that the youngest one has crossed, and reaches the conclusion that the bridge must be safe after all, but she is also stopped by the troll, and given the same threat. The second nanny goat is allowed to cross as well, after she tells the troll to wait for the biggest nanny goat, because she will have the most meat.

The third nanny goat then gets on the bridge and is stopped by the hungry Troll, who by this time is drooling at the mouth. When the troll gets up on the bridge however, the third nanny goat is so big and strong, that she easily throws the troll into the Internet stream along with his horns and worts, and crosses the bridge, on to safety - free to hang-out with the cool guys and girls, does and billy goats.

From then on, the bridge is safe, and all three goats are able to go to the rich fields around the summer farm in the hills. They all live happily ever after. The troll, however, was never seen again.

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RE: Three Nanny Goats Gruff - 3/22/2013 8:40:59 AM   
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Status: offline 		Then, the fourth billy goat comes along, and tells the troll that none of this is about bondage, discipline, sadism, or masochism, and asks a nice Mod to move it to Off Topic.


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RE: Three Nanny Goats Gruff - 3/22/2013 9:14:11 AM   
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Then, the fourth billy goat comes along, and tells the troll that none of this is about bondage, discipline, sadism, or masochism, and asks a nice Mod to move it to Off Topic.




LP.

He's just throwing a hissy fit because his journal page copy/paste into the "Ask a Submissive/Slave" forum didn't end up with nubile, young things begging him to dominate them.

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RE: Three Nanny Goats Gruff - 3/22/2013 9:27:56 AM   
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I'm guessing that 'older and more knowledgeable' thing doesn't apply to grasping the concept of forum guidelines.


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RE: Three Nanny Goats Gruff - 3/22/2013 9:29:20 AM   
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I'm looking over the bridge, thinking "BY GOd someone had to kick his ass!" wasn't a DOm Buck to be found.

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RE: Three Nanny Goats Gruff - 3/22/2013 9:35:58 AM   
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RE: Three Nanny Goats Gruff - 3/22/2013 9:37:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		There's a lesson in this thread, but I don't think it's about goats.

Or perhaps only stubborn ones.

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RE: Three Nanny Goats Gruff - 3/22/2013 9:44:12 AM   
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Status: offline 		Goats are delicious. If that troll had known that, he'd still be alive with plenty of meat in his freezer so he could cook for the munch this weekend.

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RE: Three Nanny Goats Gruff - 3/22/2013 10:06:24 AM   
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Thanks for the explanation behind the thread, searching4mysir. I read this one first and was wondering what the fuck this dude was babbling about and why anyone would care about goats and trolls and the other hallucinations apparently adding his mind.

But now I see that it's the bellowing of the butthurt ringing through the halls

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RE: Three Nanny Goats Gruff - 3/22/2013 10:10:38 AM   
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But now I see that it's the bellowing of the butthurt ringing through the halls


Or yelling: http://youtu.be/PpccpglnNf0

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RE: Three Nanny Goats Gruff - 3/22/2013 10:17:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		LOL that video just freaked the shit out of my chihuahua and two cats. Everyone went from nap time to WTF in 2.1 seconds

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RE: Three Nanny Goats Gruff - 3/22/2013 10:30:00 AM   
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RE: Three Nanny Goats Gruff - 3/22/2013 10:34:21 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SeekingTrinity

LOL that video just freaked the shit out of my chihuahua and two cats. Everyone went from nap time to WTF in 2.1 seconds


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Same here with my Min-Pin!


Sorry! My pack here (which includes my min-pin mix) gets up and dashes around looking for the screaming things.

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RE: Three Nanny Goats Gruff - 3/22/2013 10:41:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		No problem! He barks at nothing frequently (Yes he needs more exercise!)!! I think I'm going to play it again and see if that's what he really reacted to.

ETA: Yep! As soon as he heard it, he started looking around for the commotion. He didn't react as much this time though.

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RE: Three Nanny Goats Gruff - 3/22/2013 10:53:37 AM   
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Status: offline 		Meh, the spolied rotten prince and princesses needed the wake up call. Adrenaline rushes are good for the body and the soul . No sorry needed. I had a good laugh over the video and that's all that matters anyway. If its any consolation, the parakeets loved it. But then again, they get excited over the theme song for the TV show Cops.

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RE: Three Nanny Goats Gruff - 3/22/2013 11:31:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		Just smiles and remains completely detached from the energy vampires, knowing that their unhappiness has nothing to do with me.

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RE: Three Nanny Goats Gruff - 3/22/2013 12:05:32 PM   
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RE: Three Nanny Goats Gruff - 3/22/2013 12:08:55 PM   
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This thread should be a testament to all of those males who bemoan "if I had money, I could get any chick that I want". Obviously, that's not the case, is it?


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RE: Three Nanny Goats Gruff - 3/22/2013 12:16:44 PM   
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the bellowing of the butthurt ringing through the halls

This turn of phrase made me happy.

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RE: Three Nanny Goats Gruff - 3/22/2013 12:51:55 PM   
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