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jlf1961 -> Uh, this guy is eligable for parole in 15 years? (3/23/2013 1:16:11 PM)

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California chef David Viens who ate his wife's boiled corpse sentenced 15 years to life in prison
The California chef who killed his wife and cooked her corpse in boiling water was sentenced to 15 years to life in prison Friday.

Acting as his own lawyer, David Viens gave a rambling 40-minute speech during the court session in Los Angeles. He said the story he told police about stewing the cadaver was a lie — and that he deserved a new trial.

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Alright, there may have been some doubt about the cooking of his wife.




Baroana -> RE: Uh, this guy is eligable for parole in 15 years? (3/23/2013 1:20:51 PM)

He won't get parole.




Real0ne -> RE: Uh, this guy is eligable for parole in 15 years? (3/23/2013 1:23:30 PM)

post a link, this shit I gotta see!

NM lol

what an incredible fucking retard!

corpus delecti




DesideriScuri -> RE: Uh, this guy is eligable for parole in 15 years? (3/23/2013 2:15:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
quote:

California chef David Viens who ate his wife's boiled corpse sentenced 15 years to life in prison
The California chef who killed his wife and cooked her corpse in boiling water was sentenced to 15 years to life in prison Friday.
Acting as his own lawyer, David Viens gave a rambling 40-minute speech during the court session in Los Angeles. He said the story he told police about stewing the cadaver was a lie — and that he deserved a new trial.
Read more

Alright, there may have been some doubt about the cooking of his wife.


Seriously. What self-respecting chef boils meat. Leeches all the flavor out and you don't get the "crust" to form.

Edited to add:

[8D]




MAINEiacMISTRESS -> RE: Uh, this guy is eligable for parole in 15 years? (3/23/2013 2:25:02 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DesideriScuri

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961
quote:

California chef David Viens who ate his wife's boiled corpse sentenced 15 years to life in prison
The California chef who killed his wife and cooked her corpse in boiling water was sentenced to 15 years to life in prison Friday.
Acting as his own lawyer, David Viens gave a rambling 40-minute speech during the court session in Los Angeles. He said the story he told police about stewing the cadaver was a lie — and that he deserved a new trial.
Read more

Alright, there may have been some doubt about the cooking of his wife.


Seriously. What self-respecting chef boils meat. Leeches all the flavor out and you don't get the "crust" to form.

Edited to add:

[8D]


I know, REEEEALLY...meat needs the yummy edges of the fat bits browned just right, with a little salt and pepper...and the skin crispy so it crunches between the teeth just so. Mmmmm




calamitysandra -> RE: Uh, this guy is eligable for parole in 15 years? (3/23/2013 2:48:19 PM)

Dammit, now I am hungry. [:D]




thompsonx -> RE: Uh, this guy is eligable for parole in 15 years? (3/23/2013 5:44:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

quote:

California chef David Viens who ate his wife's boiled corpse sentenced 15 years to life in prison
The California chef who killed his wife and cooked her corpse in boiling water was sentenced to 15 years to life in prison Friday.

Acting as his own lawyer, David Viens gave a rambling 40-minute speech during the court session in Los Angeles. He said the story he told police about stewing the cadaver was a lie — and that he deserved a new trial.

Read more


Alright, there may have been some doubt about the cooking of his wife.

I enjoy eating women but it never crossed my mind to cook them first.




DesideriScuri -> RE: Uh, this guy is eligable for parole in 15 years? (3/24/2013 5:53:43 AM)

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ORIGINAL: thompsonx
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
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California chef David Viens who ate his wife's boiled corpse sentenced 15 years to life in prison
The California chef who killed his wife and cooked her corpse in boiling water was sentenced to 15 years to life in prison Friday.
Acting as his own lawyer, David Viens gave a rambling 40-minute speech during the court session in Los Angeles. He said the story he told police about stewing the cadaver was a lie — and that he deserved a new trial.
Read more

Alright, there may have been some doubt about the cooking of his wife.

I enjoy eating women but it never crossed my mind to cook them first.


[sm=LMAO.gif]




DomKen -> RE: Uh, this guy is eligable for parole in 15 years? (3/24/2013 6:04:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DesideriScuri

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961
quote:

California chef David Viens who ate his wife's boiled corpse sentenced 15 years to life in prison
The California chef who killed his wife and cooked her corpse in boiling water was sentenced to 15 years to life in prison Friday.
Acting as his own lawyer, David Viens gave a rambling 40-minute speech during the court session in Los Angeles. He said the story he told police about stewing the cadaver was a lie — and that he deserved a new trial.
Read more

Alright, there may have been some doubt about the cooking of his wife.


Seriously. What self-respecting chef boils meat. Leeches all the flavor out and you don't get the "crust" to form.

It's my understanding that long pig is a particularly tough meat. Boiling it was likely the fastest way to make it tender enough.




subrob1967 -> RE: Uh, this guy is eligable for parole in 15 years? (3/24/2013 8:24:37 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DomKen

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ORIGINAL: DesideriScuri

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
quote:

California chef David Viens who ate his wife's boiled corpse sentenced 15 years to life in prison
The California chef who killed his wife and cooked her corpse in boiling water was sentenced to 15 years to life in prison Friday.
Acting as his own lawyer, David Viens gave a rambling 40-minute speech during the court session in Los Angeles. He said the story he told police about stewing the cadaver was a lie — and that he deserved a new trial.
Read more

Alright, there may have been some doubt about the cooking of his wife.


Seriously. What self-respecting chef boils meat. Leeches all the flavor out and you don't get the "crust" to form.

It's my understanding that long pig is a particularly tough meat. Boiling it was likely the fastest way to make it tender enough.


Low and slow is the best way to cook tough meat, I say throw em on the smoker for 16 to 18 hours.




Moonlightmaddnes -> RE: Uh, this guy is eligable for parole in 15 years? (3/24/2013 8:41:12 AM)

When I was little my uncle got into some trouble then figured punching the cop would help and he ended up with a five year prison sentence at Joliet state pen. Right before he went in the prison had an inmate disappear. They did not think he would escape since he was due to be released in a week. After an investigation they found out some other inmates killed him then to hide his body they put him through the meat grinder and everyone had him for dinner[:'(] My uncle was very well behaved during his stint in the pokey after hearing that, he wanted out asap... lol




Level -> RE: Uh, this guy is eligable for parole in 15 years? (3/24/2013 8:48:37 AM)

Wonder if the inmate's name was "Stu"...




DesideriScuri -> RE: Uh, this guy is eligable for parole in 15 years? (3/24/2013 10:09:52 AM)

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ORIGINAL: subrob1967
Low and slow is the best way to cook tough meat, I say throw em on the smoker for 16 to 18 hours.


You know that's right. Let the connective tissues, cartilage, etc. all melt to create a gooey unctuousness (which is what I believe is really the key to umami).




Powergamz1 -> RE: Uh, this guy is eligable for parole in 15 years? (3/24/2013 10:46:38 AM)

Sous-vide is the obvious choice.


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ORIGINAL: DesideriScuri

quote:

ORIGINAL: subrob1967
Low and slow is the best way to cook tough meat, I say throw em on the smoker for 16 to 18 hours.


You know that's right. Let the connective tissues, cartilage, etc. all melt to create a gooey unctuousness (which is what I believe is really the key to umami).






tomguy -> RE: Uh, this guy is eligable for parole in 15 years? (3/24/2013 1:30:58 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Moonlightmaddnes

When I was little my uncle got into some trouble then figured punching the cop would help and he ended up with a five year prison sentence at Joliet state pen. Right before he went in the prison had an inmate disappear. They did not think he would escape since he was due to be released in a week. After an investigation they found out some other inmates killed him then to hide his body they put him through the meat grinder and everyone had him for dinner[:'(] My uncle was very well behaved during his stint in the pokey after hearing that, he wanted out asap... lol


So a cop can't even take care of business without calling the cops? :) I think a little bare knuckle fisticuffs is enough of a conflict resolution in most cases without having to clutter up the faulty legal system...




Nosathro -> RE: Uh, this guy is eligable for parole in 15 years? (3/25/2013 12:28:06 AM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

quote:

California chef David Viens who ate his wife's boiled corpse sentenced 15 years to life in prison
The California chef who killed his wife and cooked her corpse in boiling water was sentenced to 15 years to life in prison Friday.

Acting as his own lawyer, David Viens gave a rambling 40-minute speech during the court session in Los Angeles. He said the story he told police about stewing the cadaver was a lie — and that he deserved a new trial.

Read more


Alright, there may have been some doubt about the cooking of his wife.


Just a few things. He recanted the claim about killing his and eating her. Secondly her remains have never been found so it is diffculty to say murder, evidence must show how the victim died. He was convicted of second degree, 15 life means he must serve 15 years before being considered for parole, if you think he get out after 15 I doubt it.Mason and his followers have been eligable for parole for some time now, in fact Manson was just turned down again for the 12th time.




DesideriScuri -> RE: Uh, this guy is eligable for parole in 15 years? (3/25/2013 3:25:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Nosathro
quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961
quote:

California chef David Viens who ate his wife's boiled corpse sentenced 15 years to life in prison
The California chef who killed his wife and cooked her corpse in boiling water was sentenced to 15 years to life in prison Friday.
Acting as his own lawyer, David Viens gave a rambling 40-minute speech during the court session in Los Angeles. He said the story he told police about stewing the cadaver was a lie — and that he deserved a new trial.
Read more

Alright, there may have been some doubt about the cooking of his wife.

Just a few things. He recanted the claim about killing his and eating her. Secondly her remains have never been found so it is diffculty to say murder, evidence must show how the victim died. He was convicted of second degree, 15 life means he must serve 15 years before being considered for parole, if you think he get out after 15 I doubt it.Mason and his followers have been eligable for parole for some time now, in fact Manson was just turned down again for the 12th time.


Thus the whole, "Uh, this guy is eligable [sic] for parole in 15 years?" (Italics mine) as the Subject...




Nosathro -> RE: Uh, this guy is eligable for parole in 15 years? (3/25/2013 7:12:35 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DesideriScuri

quote:

ORIGINAL: Nosathro
quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961
quote:

California chef David Viens who ate his wife's boiled corpse sentenced 15 years to life in prison
The California chef who killed his wife and cooked her corpse in boiling water was sentenced to 15 years to life in prison Friday.
Acting as his own lawyer, David Viens gave a rambling 40-minute speech during the court session in Los Angeles. He said the story he told police about stewing the cadaver was a lie — and that he deserved a new trial.
Read more

Alright, there may have been some doubt about the cooking of his wife.

Just a few things. He recanted the claim about killing his and eating her. Secondly her remains have never been found so it is diffculty to say murder, evidence must show how the victim died. He was convicted of second degree, 15 life means he must serve 15 years before being considered for parole, if you think he get out after 15 I doubt it.Mason and his followers have been eligable for parole for some time now, in fact Manson was just turned down again for the 12th time.


Thus the whole, "Uh, this guy is eligable [sic] for parole in 15 years?" (Italics mine) as the Subject...



I was pointing out that this guys sentence of only 15 years to life was about the only thing that could be done. He has no priors and basically the case was his confession, very little evidence. I also wanted to show that just because he would be eligable in 15 years, does not mean he would get it, the sentence is 15 to life.




jlf1961 -> RE: Uh, this guy is eligable for parole in 15 years? (3/25/2013 7:25:07 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Nosathro


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

quote:

California chef David Viens who ate his wife's boiled corpse sentenced 15 years to life in prison
The California chef who killed his wife and cooked her corpse in boiling water was sentenced to 15 years to life in prison Friday.

Acting as his own lawyer, David Viens gave a rambling 40-minute speech during the court session in Los Angeles. He said the story he told police about stewing the cadaver was a lie — and that he deserved a new trial.

Read more


Alright, there may have been some doubt about the cooking of his wife.


Just a few things. He recanted the claim about killing his and eating her. Secondly her remains have never been found so it is diffculty to say murder, evidence must show how the victim died. He was convicted of second degree, 15 life means he must serve 15 years before being considered for parole, if you think he get out after 15 I doubt it.Mason and his followers have been eligable for parole for some time now, in fact Manson was just turned down again for the 12th time.



Actually, my point was not the sentence, but the lack of evidence that got him convicted. As you said no body, no physical evidence etc, should have raised reasonable doubt with the jury.

The sad thing is, if he were convicted here in Texas, he would have probably got the death penalty.

I mean, if he had eaten her, there would have been bones left, so what did he do with them, and considering the stuff I read about his mental state, I doubt if he was thinking clearly enough to actually do a good job of hiding what parts he did not eat.

And the recanted confession.




absolutchocolat -> RE: Uh, this guy is eligible for parole in 15 years? (3/25/2013 8:52:04 AM)

More bleach in the gene pool. I think the confession and attempt at covering the disappearance of his wife with a text message (WTF...the cops can trace your exact location during the moment said message was sent when they subpoena phone records, moron) is plenty. A lot of it is circumstantial but people have been convicted with much, much less.




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