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xssve -> The perfect slut (3/24/2013 4:57:45 PM)
Where you at? I'm well into my cups, so... tread carefully.

Level -> RE: The perfect slut (3/24/2013 5:00:45 PM)
Did Lookie hack your pc?

xssve -> RE: The perfect slut (3/24/2013 5:06:24 PM)
We are locked in ~~internal~~ eternal combat. Gor you have been notified, no quarter offered. What I am looking at you cannot unsee. Coming soon to a theater near you.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: The perfect slut (3/24/2013 6:27:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level Did Lookie hack your pc? hahahahahahahahaha (Cups are for pussies.....I use mugs).

xssve -> RE: The perfect slut (3/24/2013 6:55:55 PM)
That's a start.

poise -> RE: The perfect slut for me (3/24/2013 7:13:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xssve Where you at? I'm well into my cups, so... tread carefully. Here I am!! He tells me quite often that I'm the perfect little slut, so it must be true! Therefore, I changed the title of your thread to better suit your needs. [;)] (more solid evidence that I'm the perfect slut!)

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: The perfect slut for me (3/24/2013 7:21:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: poise quote: ORIGINAL: xssve Where you at? I'm well into my cups, so... tread carefully. Here I am!! He tells me quite often that I'm the perfect little slut, so it must be true! Therefore, I changed the title of your thread to better suit your needs. [;)] (more solid evidence that I'm the perfect slut!) I think it would be funny to collect all of Xssve's drunken posts from this evening and gather the links to each one together in one post. Drunk posting is the webs version of drunk dialing. I like it!

xssve -> RE: The perfect slut for me (3/24/2013 7:23:25 PM)
Is your refrigerator running?

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: The perfect slut for me (3/24/2013 7:42:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xssve Is your refrigerator running? Are you still drinking?!

LadyPact -> RE: The perfect slut for me (3/24/2013 7:45:38 PM)
Friends don't let friends post drunk. (If you really are drunk, that will be funny, somehow.)

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: The perfect slut for me (3/24/2013 7:50:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact Friends don't let friends post drunk. (If you really are drunk, that will be funny, somehow.) And he's posting all over the forums! It is pretty funny, and sort of cute.

xssve -> RE: The perfect slut for me (3/24/2013 8:11:27 PM)
Weewy?

xssve -> RE: The perfect slut for me (3/24/2013 8:12:33 PM)
I am and it's not. Nothings perfect, eh?

LadyPact -> RE: The perfect slut for me (3/24/2013 8:52:25 PM)
What can I say? My sense of humor doesn't always translate well to the flat screen. [;)]

xssve -> RE: The perfect slut for me (3/24/2013 8:54:43 PM)
Ah, it's not your fault, I grew up on Jackie Chan movies. Another 100 trivia points if you can figure that one out.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: The perfect slut for me (3/25/2013 3:28:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xssve Is your refrigerator running? No, but I have King Albert in a box.

LillyBoPeep -> RE: The perfect slut (3/25/2013 5:39:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: Level Did Lookie hack your pc? hahahahahahahahaha (Cups are for pussies.....I use mugs). haha indeed ^_^ how about the hollowed skulls of your fallen enemies?

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: The perfect slut for me (3/25/2013 6:42:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: xssve Is your refrigerator running? No, but I have King Albert in a box. Age regression has hit the boards... Xxsve, old bartender here recommends if possible aspirin washed down with a very spicy (lots of Tabasco) bloody mary. If the bloody mary is out of the question, then at least coffee with Bailey's. Nothing less than the hair of the dog will help you today. Thanks for the laughs last evening [:D]

xssve -> RE: The perfect slut for me (3/25/2013 9:02:51 AM)
I don't believe you are supposed to mix aspirin and/or acetaminophen and alcohol, bad slut. Naproxin Sodium is processed by the kidneys rather than the liver, but Heuvos Rancheros with lots of Green Chile Stew has always worked for me.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: The perfect slut for me (3/25/2013 9:07:55 AM)
Never heard of a bad reaction to aspirin combined with alcohol, but I'm no doctor. The hot sauce is probably the key. Glad to see you're among the living this morning!

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