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Why indeed! - 3/25/2013 6:32:33 PM   
AlwaysLisa


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A friend sent this to me in email:

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned Fifty Two).

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?'

'No,' I said...

He looked at me and said,..

'Then, why do you even give a shit?

Enjoy :)

Lisa B

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RE: Why indeed! - 3/25/2013 7:57:56 PM   
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I suppose this thread will be pulled.

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RE: Why indeed! - 3/26/2013 9:32:25 AM   
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Why?

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RE: Why indeed! - 3/26/2013 12:37:35 PM   
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Made me chuckle anyway. Good one XD

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