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peterK50 -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 5:16:17 AM)

"Never give a sucker an even break"

W.C. Fields




NINASHARP -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 5:28:05 AM)

It is easier to fight for one's principles, than to live up to them.


I also remember my mother saying this one, If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.





IronBear -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 5:39:48 AM)

If you have knocked an op[onent down and even broken both his legs and he starts crawling after you, th ods are he wont stop till you are dead. Don't give him the chance. Finish what you started!.. Take No Prisoners!. However remember that it is easy to fire the heather, any fool can light a fire. It is hard, very hard to put it out and people will be burned.




MrDiscipline44 -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 6:02:17 AM)

Never bring just a knife to a gun fight.




meatcleaver -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 6:04:08 AM)

Don't argue with the mirror.




MrDiscipline44 -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 6:08:32 AM)

The squeakiest wheel gets replaced.




findmedaddy -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 6:09:58 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: perverseangelic

Never get invovled in a land war in Asia


[:D]




DesertRat -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 6:12:40 AM)

The one who fears failure can never know success.

Bob




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 6:21:31 AM)

The more you stir in shit, the more it stinks.




OhBeMyMind -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 6:27:18 AM)

Misery loves company.




andal -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 6:37:59 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: slavejali

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.


That may be the case with birds, but not orgasms.

Oh, and my other bit of wisdom?

No matter the depth of knowledge or the skillful use of alliteration, or how many sources you quote, some idiot will come along and say, "Yeah f--- you!" and think they have won.

Sadly,  though not in the way they think, they are right.

"An interesting game.  The only winning move is not to play.  Would you like to play a nice game of chess?" - Joshua, "Wargames"

*edit HAHA!  No longer vanilla!!! /edit*




twicehappy -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 7:49:56 AM)

How about these from my favorite quote site?

"The ugly and the stupid have the best of it in this world. They can sit at their ease and gape at the play. If they know nothing of victory, they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat."
-Oscar Wilde
 
"You even called me stupid in your verse, and I’m almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend."
-Franz Grillparzer
 
"Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives."
-Oscar Wilde
 
"One always has the idea of a stupid man as perfectly healthy and ordinary, and of illness as making one refined and clever and unusual."
-Thomas Mann
 
"The only thing that ever consoles man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them."
-Oscar Wilde




alovelypet -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 8:09:12 AM)

Never argue with morons.  They will only drag you down to their level where they will beat you with experience.




IronBear -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 10:05:10 AM)

I will defend your right to have an opinion but I do not have to agree or support it......

OR

Vodka... More Vodka!




kittinSol -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 11:19:21 AM)

Forgive me for what is about to follow, I couldn't help it:

Ahem *clears throat and opens her arms wide*: a boy in a band is worth two in the tush.




txpet -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 11:38:30 AM)

One should as a rule respect public opinion in so far as is necessary to avoid starvation and to keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny, and is likely to interfere with happiness in all kinds of ways.

Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970), Conquest of Happiness (1930) ch. 9





missgiveNTake -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 12:00:40 PM)

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to be worth the effort.
Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)


Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person your complaining about.
Lynn Johnston (1947 - ), For Better or For Worse, 11-06-03




Cromwell -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 3:15:32 PM)

Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
They will only drag you down to their level and beat you with experiance




windchymes -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 3:21:12 PM)

Next time you have a thought......let it go.  --Ron White

Keep Smiling.....people will wonder what you're up to.

And....my tag line.




VandalHeart -> RE: Hand to Hand Combat (6/23/2006 3:51:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MrDiscipline44

Never bring just a knife to a gun fight.


But be scared of the guy you saw do it the week before when you see him in the supermarket the next week.




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