DaddySatyr -> RE: Verbal Humiliation (4/23/2013 2:23:35 AM)
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ORIGINAL: SHREDULATOR 'if my dog had a face like yours, i'd shave its ass and teach it how to walk backwors' 'did you bring some cheese to go with your whine?' 'stop crying you fartbubble, your eyes are as red as a buzzard's ass puckered up in a powerdive' 'are those your mom's panties?' I saw the first one, going by in the scroll and now that I have the gist of the thread, I have a few helpful ones ... "The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook stuck in it!" "How can I miss you, if you won't go away?" "I took my pain pill, why are you still bothering me?" (You have to say this with a very annoyed/bored look on your face) "... and yet, you're still talking" "If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart" "Would you, please, shut that sewer under your nose" and, finally, my favorite: "I'd call you a cunt but you lack the depth and the warmth" Peace and comfort, Michael
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