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Doctor visit...mommy style - 3/28/2013 5:59:06 PM   
punisher440


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I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s o...ffice to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”

Never going back to that doctor again……….. never.

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RE: Doctor visit...mommy style - 3/28/2013 7:32:00 PM   
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Hahahaha. This was a good laugh. Sooooo tempted just to see the response I'd get.

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RE: Doctor visit...mommy style - 3/28/2013 9:45:38 PM   
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LoL. It makes me laugh a lot. All you do should be complete by doctors? Amazing.

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RE: Doctor visit...mommy style - 3/31/2013 8:37:40 AM   
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ha ha ha lol, that was hilarious man.. :D

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