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northerntexan -> hey there (4/2/2013 8:23:13 AM)

hey, its nice to meet everyone here, i was wondering if anyone had some tips for a new fella that might make life easier. i dont want to be that guy who everyone hates because of something small. :)



itsapixie -> RE: hey there (4/2/2013 8:35:34 AM)

Don't be a buttface. Use the search function before you post a new thread. Umm, yeah. That's all I got.

Hello!



northerntexan -> RE: hey there (4/2/2013 8:37:32 AM)

thanks!!



LadyPact -> RE: hey there (4/2/2013 8:37:42 AM)

Welcome to the forums.

Best advice I've got for you is to have a look at the FAQ's.

Oh, and don't be this guy. http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/8325689/the-meeting?page=1



mnottertail -> RE: hey there (4/2/2013 8:39:16 AM)

Ja, like I am gonna call you Janice, LP.



hlen5 -> RE: hey there (4/2/2013 8:40:43 AM)

Hey there yourself! Welcome to the chat side of cm! Enjoy the forums, there's lots of info to find and read. Good luck on your search!!



northerntexan -> RE: hey there (4/2/2013 8:42:48 AM)

that video just made my day amazing. thank you ladypact. thanks for the info everyone



Rasciallymisty -> RE: hey there (4/2/2013 2:27:06 PM)

Greetings and welcome to collarme and the forums. Best of luck in your search.



OohAahMrs -> RE: hey there (4/4/2013 7:41:13 AM)

Welcome nort, i don't hate you, even though you're trying to confess to something small! Might i quote;"Gentlemen, forget what your courtesans have told you, size does matter!" Probably the wrong quote.



northerntexan -> RE: hey there (4/4/2013 8:50:03 PM)

i would not call it small, i would prefer the term vertically impaired. its no laughing matter, it affects millions of men and dissatisfied women every year



MasterCaneman -> RE: hey there (4/4/2013 8:54:37 PM)

I love the way the guy in the video starts dancing around when he's talking about the llama and the kid's wading pool...



LadyPact -> RE: hey there (4/4/2013 8:59:31 PM)

That video has been a huge hit with CM fans for some time. Glad you enjoyed it.



NEELIA -> RE: hey there (4/4/2013 10:54:29 PM)

hi



MistressDarkArt -> RE: hey there (4/4/2013 11:09:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: northerntexan

i would not call it small, i would prefer the term vertically impaired. its no laughing matter, it affects millions of men and dissatisfied women every year



[sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]Love it! I'm sorry, I know you said it's not a laughing matter but this made me howl! Welcome Northern, glad to have you join us. Enjoy the journey!



saundrakitty -> RE: hey there (4/4/2013 11:17:03 PM)

OMG though i would choke. I loved that posting LP. LOL as I needed a good laugh. Plus OP welcome to CM forum. I find the information and the discussions both interesting and very informative. Join in and don't be shy.



saundrakitty -> RE: hey there (4/4/2013 11:19:22 PM)

And I thought i had all[:)]



masmiss -> RE: hey there (4/4/2013 11:30:13 PM)

Welcome to the forums, tex.

A little advice, if you're interested.

Get rid of the pics of you shoving things up your ass on your profile.

Definitely not what most women want to see when looking over profiles. [:'(]



MistressDarkArt -> RE: hey there (4/4/2013 11:37:22 PM)

And North, some feedback about your photos. LOVE the first two. Dang if you're not going over the waterfall there! Kayaking's a passion of mine. The rest...ummm, let's just say it's a good thing you're bi since they're more likely to appeal to wanker guys than women. Just sayin'. Again, welcome and good luck.



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