DANGEROUS:

SAFER: 

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE: 


What's for dinner?

Can I help you with dinner?

Where would you like to go for dinner?

Here, have some chocolate.


 Are you wearing that?

Wow, you sure look good in brown!

WOW!  Look at you!

Here, have some chocolate


What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some chocolate.


Should you be eating that?

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

Here, have some chocolate.


What did you DO all day?

I hope you didn't over-do it today.

I've always loved you in that robe!

Here, have some more chocolate. 
13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Midsection5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one ..
13. Potential Murder Suspect