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theDeepMan -> looking for a sub any size,shape, color, age (4/4/2013 8:10:10 PM)

[8D]



SeekingTrinity -> RE: looking for a sub any size,shape, color, age (4/4/2013 8:20:08 PM)

Look in the profiles side of the site to find the person/people you are seeking. The discussion side (where you happened to post this little gem of yours) is for....get ready for it...discussion.

How you figured this was General BDSM Discussion material is beyond me. Abs tell you it met the criteria or something?



DesFIP -> RE: looking for a sub any size,shape, color, age (4/4/2013 8:28:58 PM)

If you don't care anything about her except that she's (hopefully) a warm body, then why should she care about you? There's nothing different here from other relationships. You have to like each other, share interests, be able to openly communicate. If you couldn't get or maintain a vanilla relationship, you won't be able to do so in a kinky one either.



LadyPact -> RE: looking for a sub any size,shape, color, age (4/4/2013 8:32:39 PM)

Welcome to the General BDSM Discussion forum.

Here's a hint. The D doesn't stand for desperate.



Toysinbabeland -> RE: looking for a sub any size,shape, color, age (4/4/2013 8:35:39 PM)

Try subway, you can obtain one for five dollars if you can wait until February.
Oh, and welcome to the forums.



NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: looking for a sub any size,shape, color, age (4/4/2013 8:39:43 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland

Try subway

Aaawww crap. I just went to subway and all I got was a sandwich. [8|]

NBMG



Toysinbabeland -> RE: looking for a sub any size,shape, color, age (4/4/2013 8:44:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: NiceButMeanGirl


quote:

ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland

Try subway

Aaawww crap. I just went to subway and all I got was a sandwich. [8|]

NBMG


Now you are on a roll
Groans






MsLadySue -> RE: looking for a sub any size,shape, color, age (4/4/2013 10:15:43 PM)

His next one is even better. Titled "bbc for gangbang, who is down"



MistressDarkArt -> RE: looking for a sub any size,shape, color, age (4/4/2013 10:54:53 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland

Try subway, you can obtain one for five dollars if you can wait until February.
Oh, and welcome to the forums.


Right now they're having a lunch special w/21 oz drink for $4.



hlen5 -> RE: looking for a sub any size,shape, color, age (4/5/2013 12:01:43 AM)

When I saw the title of this thread, I looked at the nick for who started the thread. Man, talk about false advertising!!



stef -> RE: looking for a sub any size,shape, color, age (4/5/2013 12:41:41 AM)

Desperation is not a turn-on.



intellisubbear -> RE: looking for a sub any size,shape, color, age (4/5/2013 1:14:59 AM)

Hmmm.... this profile picture appears all over the net ...

What does THAT tell you about the OP that isn't in his less-than-prosaic profile and laconic first post when his key portrayal of his value to women isn't even of himself?

[img]http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/12609634/640/12609634.png[/img]



thracia -> RE: looking for a sub any size,shape, color, age (4/5/2013 1:21:20 AM)


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ORIGINAL: SeekingTrinity
Abs tell you it met the criteria or something?


They're not even his abs!



AthenaSurrenders -> RE: looking for a sub any size,shape, color, age (4/5/2013 2:04:01 AM)

fr

Well, I thought about applying but I wasn't sure whether I could live up to your exacting standards.

Come on people, you're being too hard on him! What woman doesn't melt at the thought of 'any woman will do'?



UllrsIshtar -> RE: looking for a sub any size,shape, color, age (4/5/2013 2:13:28 AM)

See I've seen Dominant men often assume that for a submissive woman, any man would do (considering that they expect ever self-proclaimed sub to fall on her knees as soon as they give the command)... but this is the first time I've seen a *cough* dominant male claim that any sub would do.

OP, my advice would be to go to Subway, they'll hook you up, and you even get to choose what size, shape and color it ends up being... the age seems to be uniformly on the "younger" variety though, but seeing that you're evidently not picky that shouldn't be an issue.



Muttling -> RE: looking for a sub any size,shape, color, age (4/5/2013 2:31:16 AM)


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ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders

What woman doesn't melt at the thought of 'any woman will do'?




I said that to my Miss once............I have no memory of what happened for several days after that and I still have this odd neck twitch.



Lynnxz -> RE: looking for a sub any size,shape, color, age (4/5/2013 5:57:12 AM)

WOULD LIKE TO STICK DICK IN SOMETHING.

PLS PM.

ALSO, NOT MY ABS.



VideoAdminChi -> RE: looking for a sub any size,shape, color, age (4/5/2013 6:29:10 AM)

FR,

This thread is now in Polls & RS.



BurntKitty -> RE: looking for a sub any size,shape, color, age (4/5/2013 6:36:21 AM)

Try Quiznos. Mmmmm toasty.



BlkTallFullfig -> RE: looking for a sub any size,shape, color, age (4/5/2013 6:38:32 AM)

Thank you. I enjoy random stupidity on occasion for a laugh.



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