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northerntexan -> profile ideas/help (4/4/2013 10:40:43 PM)

hey everyone, i was wondering if anyone who has experience here would be willing to look at my profile and make some recomendations of what i should change or add to it. i am totally new here and i am pretty new to the whole online profile stuff. any criticism or advise would be greatly appreciated.

thanks,
win



ARIES83 -> RE: profile ideas/help (4/4/2013 10:59:09 PM)

Arrrrgh!!... M Y E Y E S
Beware there is stuff in his photos, it's too late
for me.



LadyPact -> RE: profile ideas/help (4/4/2013 11:06:28 PM)

Aries, someday, you and I are going to have a longgggggg talk.

OP, that profile is terrible. However, I'm sure the Glade folks are quite happy with you. [:'(]



SeekingTrinity -> RE: profile ideas/help (4/4/2013 11:22:49 PM)

~FRing it~

Note to self: when someone screams about their eyes after viewing a profile, DON'T FUCKING LOOK! Curiosity apparently doesn't just kill cats.

Dude, you're bound to be a Glade can or two away from rectal prolapse. It's called potpourri, not poopourri.

Oh yeah, profile stunk FYI. Doesn't really say...(oh God, there goes that image flashing in my mind again...anything about who you are as a person. Your pictures on the other hand *shudders*



AthenaSurrenders -> RE: profile ideas/help (4/4/2013 11:30:03 PM)

1) Say something about who you are as a person, not just the type of sexy fun you want to have. Sex is easy for a woman to find. The bit that will make you stand out is what you are like the other 23 hours a day.
2) Use some capital letters and grammar. If you are looking for something as important as a relationship, show you are willing to put in some effort. It's as easy as pasting it into word and running a spell check.
3) Generally, women aren't interested in seeing you stick stuff up your butt until they like you as a person. It doesn't make you look edgy, extra submissive or sexy.
4) GO AND BUY YOURSELF A PROPER SEX TOY! Glade, seriously? A can full of chemicals with a fast-track to your internal organs? Go buy something that's meant to be shoved up there. Do you really want to explain this to the doctors in the emergency room?



Missokyst -> RE: profile ideas/help (4/5/2013 8:39:47 AM)

lol glad I missed it. But it is too bad that I missed the puntential.



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: profile ideas/help (4/5/2013 9:47:36 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders
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Generally, women aren't interested in seeing you stick stuff up your butt until they like you as a person.

If nominations are still accepted for sunny quote of the day... [:D]



lizi -> RE: profile ideas/help (4/5/2013 2:18:44 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders

Generally, women aren't interested in seeing you stick stuff up your butt until they like you as a person. Go buy something that's meant to be shoved up there. Do you really want to explain this to the doctors in the emergency room?



Do women ever want to see men stick stuff up their butt even after they know them as people? I'm thinking the answer just might be a resounding no for the majority of women. Which always makes the closeup butthole shot, or stuffed butthole shot on so many male submissive profiles a mystery to me.



SubPet715 -> RE: profile ideas/help (4/8/2013 11:15:28 AM)

My morbid curiosity made me wanna see what it is you all were talking about. I'm from the internet, nothing shocks me, so i'm a little let down I didn't get to see.



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